October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
July 7th, 2015
Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully’s wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6×21 “Field Trip” Millennium 3×18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.
Where no one understands what was happening to that guy on Millennium.
Tags: Agent Emma Hollis, Angela Schiff, Angry Hollis, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Bardo Thodol, Barry W. Levy, Big Coat, Big Fish, Bog Sludge, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bullfrog Andy, caucasoid, Chopping Wood with Captain Kirk, Claire Laffar, Clones, Coroner, Dana Scully, David Denman, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dirt Water, Doctor Millennium, Doctor Who, DONOTERASE, Dr. Takashi, Evil Lemon Curd, Field Trip, Field Trip... because they're in a field and tripping on mushrooms, Fire in the Sky, Fox Mulder, Fraggle Rock, Frank Black, Fungi, Fungus, Generations, George Lazenby, Gillian Anderson, Goo, grey, hand bags, Harbor Cop, Hiro Kanagawa, HoopleCast, If for some reason you should be watching Star Trek Generations check the ship crashing and look at how weird the scale of the model is compared to the trees, Implants go behind the ear dummy, Inception, introtox, introtox.com, James Hong, Jefferson Dylan, Jim Beaver, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jordan Black, Klea Scott, Krycek, Lana Milford, Lance Henriksen, Lawnmower Man, Mac and Me, Matt got bamboozled, Melvin Frohike, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Monk, Mushrooms, Mustache Man, ND Passenger, Paul Rudd, Peter Watts, realising it is a fakeness, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robyn Lively, Shopkeeper, Skip, Star Trek Generations, Stephen E. Miller, Stingray, Super Mario Bros. The Movie, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, That was a really weird episode of Dallas, The Brown Mountain Lights, The Field Where I Died, The life cycle of aliens, The Nexus, The Office, The Pretender, The Prom, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tom Braidwood, Tzi Ma, Victorian England/France Christmas with Captain Picard, Wallace Schiff, Walter Skinner, What the hell was going on in Millennium?, What will return first the trees or the bowl, Why would a clone have the same fingerprints?, X-Files, xfiles
June 17th, 2015
Michael David and Amanda join us to grieve for those poor 30 yr old teenage virgins and Claire as we discuss the blatantly Chris Carter written 6×18 “Milagro”. Millennium 3×15 “Forcing The End” has Hollis save Drusilla’s baby from a Jewish doomsday cult.
Where we demand a proper curfew for thirty year old teenage virgins.
Tags: #TeamFoggy, 30 year old teenage virgins, Agent Emma Hollis, Angelo Vacco, Brad Cupples, Bullfrog Andy, Casey O'Neill, Cemetery Grounds Keeper, Chris Carter, Chris Carter's weirdo fanfiction, Claire Laffar, creepy creep, David Duchovny, David Duchovny is the fastest man alive, Dick Van Dyke Teliko, Does no one respect mail?, Don't throw that baby into a helicopter, Drusilla, Frank Black, Garbage, Gillian Anderson, Guard, Hannibal, hotmail: it's similar to email... if you don't like email, introtox, introtox.com, Jeezo, Jillian Bach, John Hawkes, Jung, Keep your goddamn shoes on, Ken Naciamento Michael Bailey Smith, Kevin, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Maggie, Milagro, Millennium, Monologues, Nestor Serrano, Oblong, Party of Five, Peter Watts, Phillip Padgett, Psychic Surgery, RIP 30yr old teenage virgins, RIP Claire, RIP Thomas, Sixteen? Really? Really?, stalker, Stephen King, Stingray 4Ever, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, The line between Chris Carter's actual writing and fanfiction is imperceivable, THE WORST, They burned themselves!, This ep was written by a freshman in Intro to Psych as he masturbated onto a Joseph Campbell book whilst patting himself on the back, This is terrible, Thumbs-Up Dog, Very Large Guard, wasp attack, We miss Kersh, Why didn't they go see the security guy again?, Why does this lunatic rinse toothpaste out of his mouth with coffee?, Writing, Writing chops, X-Files, xfiles
May 20th, 2015
For the first time ever an episode of The X-Files feels repetitive for a reason. For the “TWILIGHT ZONE” inspired 6×14 “Monday” we are joined by Matt and Mila who wouldn’t dare compare it to “Groundhog Day.” In Millennium 3×11 “Collateral Damage” Spike almost kills Peter Watts’ daughter but is thwarted with the help of real-life-Frohike Art Bell.
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Tags: A Bad Penny Always Turns Up, A Penny Always Turns Up, Agent G. Arnold, Always a penny never a dime, Arlene, Arlene Pileggi, Art Bell, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Barbara Watts, Bernard Oates, Bonnie Wilder, Brad Cupples, Brendan Fehr, BRING BACK KERSH, Brittany Tiplady, Bullfrog Andy, Carol Burnett's Daughter, Carrie Hamilton, Cause and Effect, Charles Prior Hall, Claire Laffar, D.C., Dana Scully, Darren Burrows, David Duchovny, David Michael Mullins, Direct Deposit, Dr. Harvey, Enemies, Eric Swan, Fourty Shades of Blue, Fox Mulder, Fox Mulder IS Garfield in MONDAY, Frank Black, Gillian Anderson, Groundhog Day, Head Teller, HoopleCast, hostage, introtox, introtox.com, Jacinda Barrett, James Marsters, Jellobed, Jessica Schreier, John Shiban, Jordan Black, Kim Manners, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Lieutenant Kraskow, Lisa Penz can go fuck herself, Matt Asendorf, Mik Scriba, Mila Bart Mazurek, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Monday, Monique Edwards, Mulder gets an innocent woman killed... again, Nick Carfagna, Northern Exposure, P.T.B., Pam, Peter Watts, Pleasure Pit, Real Life Frohike, Science Fact: Waterbeds are gross, Scrooge McDuck, Secret Threesomes, Shadow Play, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Spike, Stephen E. Miller, Suanne Spoke, Take a penny have a penny, Tammy Ginader, Taylor Watts, Team Kersh, Teliko, Terry David Mulligan, Terry O'Quinn, The Pretender, time loop, Tour Guide, Try harder Pam. You literally have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, Unsolved Mysteries, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Washington, Waterbed, Wayne Alexander, What is Mulder doing with all of his money, Who the fuck is Thomas, Woman Customer, Worst Meeting, X-Files, xfiles
April 15th, 2015
Watch out for the terror-birds and typewriters! Alirio and Alex join us as we marvel at the excitement of violations to bio-medical export laws! The stingray has been poisoned by not-so-nano-robots and it’s a race against the clock to solve the convoluted mystery… or not? Meanwhile Millennium 3×06 “Skull and Bones” takes another step towards becoming the X-Files as the shades of gray evaporate even further.
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Where we all are thankful for Security Officer Lewis.
Tags: 9/11 is Mulder's Fault, Alex has a roughly 13% chance of not pronouncing 'ultraviolet' as 'ultraviolent', Alex Krycek, Alexander Green, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio throws a pencil into a spitoon, Alvin Donald Kersh, Amani, Apparently I confused "Huey's" for "Rendevous" in Memphis... hurrah I'm forgetting my TN facts!, Arlene Pileggi, Arye Gross, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Assistant Director Walter Skinner, astral projection, Award winning? Really?, Bird attack, Boxing, Brad Cupples, Bravehearts, Bullfrog Andy, Carbon, CCH Pounder, Cheryl Andrews, Chopped Arm Bonus, Claire Laffar, Claire the boxing ninja, Claire thinks every mysterious figure is Krycek, Claire wants Krycek to be Inspector Gadget so bad, Clown, Cupcake, D.O.A., Daredevil, David Duchovny, Doctor's LOVE pronouncing people dead apparently, Dr. Katrina Cabrera, Dr. Kenneth Orgel, Dr. Plant, ED, Edward Norton's weird brother, Emma Hollis, Enhance!, eyeball injections, Frank Black, Gillian Anderson, greenscreen children's photos, Gun happy Mulder, Health Maintenance Organization, Helpless, Hey doctor maybe don't let your patient die, Hoarders, Hollis spends 98% of her day looking confused, How would you forget seeing a secret mountain man jeezo in the FBI building, If he had been using a garbage can instead of the floor he would have already found that photo, introtox, introtox.com, It follows, It's in you, It's treason for a bird to menace a sitting senator, Jake 2.0, Jeezo Krycek, Jeff Spender, Jenny Gago, John Towey, Kenneth Tigar, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, lasering all the arteries, Lewis the unthanked security guard, lostinthewash, Marvel at the excitement of violations to biomedical export laws!, Mike Tyson, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder sits in the dark at work for no reason, Nicholas Lea, Pennywise the Clown, Peter Outerbridge, Peter Watts, Pigeon Attack, Police Scanners haunted my childhood, Press Gang, R.I.P. Millennium we miss you, rabbit punch, Ramjack, Ramjack Podcast, Raymond J. Barry, Ribbet, Richard Feynman, Robot Voice, Rudolph Maté, Science Facts, Scully is still Skinner's emergency contact, Senator Richard Matheson, Senatorial Photobooth, Shutter bots, Skinner's Assistant, Skull and Bones, Slacker editing, Smug Nurse, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Sports Facts, SR 819, Stephen E. Miller, Stingray, Stop walking on other people's documents, Super Serious Slacker Editing, Tammy Ginader, Tammy was killed by typewriters after recording this voicemail, tender moments, Terry O'Quinn, That is literally your only lead, The Assassin, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The Pretender, their really stretching the definition of 'nano', those are some pretty big carbon nano-gears, Ultron, Very well known... as far as physicists go, We desperately need Moira's input on this ep, Well... I guess we could chop off his arms, Whale Music, Winter Soldier Krycek, X-Files, xfiles, you can't open a lock with a letter opener... but you can open a letter with it... or not, You're too close to the truth or something