Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.

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Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.

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Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles

Ian joins us for episode 8×18 – “Vienen” in which we tune our unburnt radios to 101.5 to say goodbye to the black oil and the career of Fox Mulder who will hopefully go somewhere and die… again. The Lone Gunmen 1×10 “Tango de los Pistoleros” was aired on television at one time.

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Where Kersh is a hero.

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Heidi joins us for episode 8×16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he’s never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1×08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends with a state sponsored murder.

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Where everyone is free to admit that the mythology is inexplicable nonsense.

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Tags: 2001, Absolom, Adam Baldwin, Alvin Donald Kersh, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, CastleCast, CastleRant, Census Data, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clones, Convoluted schemes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, data disk, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Lim, Drones, Dwight Hicks, Elvis, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, FeelTheBern, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, freight train, Fuck Mulder, Gary Bristow, Gillian Anderson, Greys, Hillary Clinton is the worst, Howard Salt, Intercom Guard, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, Joe Basile, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Murad, Knowle Rohrer, Knowwll Rrrhwrerrr, Knowwwllw Rurrrhrwerrerr, Knwll Rwhewererrrohrer, Lead Guard, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Mythology, Nelson Mashita, number in title, Old Fashioned Cop, prison, Prison Armed Guard, Prison Trustee, Ric Sarabia Ric Sarabia, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rise in your Levis, Robert Patrick, Seriously though was he named by a Welsh stroke victim?, Shapeshifting Aliens, shot in the head, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, the white house, Three Words, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Transcript Writers, umm just take 2 steps and you're free, Walter Skinner, What does that Austin Powers joke mean?, What is the point of this conspiracy?, Why are the Lone Gunmen doing this? Scooby Doo had to go into arbitration with the WGA to get credit for creating the character of Knowle Rohrer, Why not make a clean break with your mythology?, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zombie, Zuleikha Robinson

Amanda joins us for 7×02 – The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati – Back in Action: The Reckoning 3D: This Time, it’s Personal. Apparently nothing that happened in the last episode mattered at all. Lots of rando side characters get killed off screen and the word “hybrid” continues to befuddle the writers. In the penultimate episode of Millennium 3×21 “Via Dolorosa” we see the trees again and a super creep that is probably not finale worthy.

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Where we’re always thinking.

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Tags: Agent Emma Hollis, Agent Flagler, Albert put Scully to sleep, Albert. Diana. and Kritschgau died off screen in this ep, Alex Krycek, Always thinking, Andrew Cavarno, Andrew Wheeler, Anthony Anselmi, Baby Jeezo, Bearded Man, Black Oil, Brain Swap, Brian George, Brittany Tiplady, CGB Spender, Chilled Sunflower Seeds, Chris Carter Monologues, Christian Mythology, Cigarette Smoking Man, Creep Throat, Dana Scully, Dana with an 'I', David Brisbin, David Duchovny, Dead Meat Baldwin, Deep Throat, Don't join the military, Don't talk shit about Ralph Nader, Doug Scaife, Dr. Arnett, Dr. Bambi Berenbaum, Dream, Dream Boy, Død Kalm, Edward Cuffle, Every man is related and every woman is banging all of them, Father Nurray, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Fritz Greve, Fuck Chris Carter, Ghost-Salad Albert, Gillian Anderson, Glen Eberspecher, Hider in the house, Hybrid, I thought Albert was already dead, I wish this wacky little dream suburb was real, In Mulder's dreams he and Fowley have had less sex than in reality, Isolation Training, James Edward Hollis, Jeffrey Vincent Parise, Jerry Hardin, Jesus, John Beasley, John Finn, Jordan Black, Kevin McNulty, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Licking his lips like a real weirdo, Lucas Wayne Barr, Mark Humphrey, Martin Grey, Matthew Glave, Michael Kritschgau, Mitch Pileggi, Nicholas Lea, Old lady lingerie, Paramedic, People need to stop hiding in Scully's House, Peter, Peter Outerbridge, Peter Watts, Phoebe Green, Project Doctor, Second Doctor, So the UFO just says the title of that book?, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Steven Cavarno, Teena Mulder is the worst, Terry O'Quinn, The Initiative, The Last Temptation of Christ, There's only so much bluntness a shitty mother is willing to listen to... and that amount is any liminal amount, This doesn't make any sense at all, Tina with a double E, Tommy Marcetti, Trevor White, Walter Skinner, When did Via Dolorosa, Why does Kritschgau suddenly believe in aliens? His entire character is based around NOT believing in aliens, William B. Davis

Gabby and Jonathon join us as we gather to pay our respects to an American Hero, Champion of the Taxpayer, and National Treasure: Jeffrey Spender and discuss 6×12 “One Son”. The mythology continues to make no sense at all and Mulder kills another citizen for no reason. On Millennium 3×09 “Omerta” it’s time for a kooky Christmas with Wood Nymphs.

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Where we are all in mourning.

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Tags: "Agent Scully. Make some sense." "What the hell does that mean?" No Mulder. They did not burn themselves, 25 years, A lone cupcake without an owner, Agent Diana Fowley, Al Ruscio, Al Ryan, Alex Krycek, Alien Fetus, All the teeth, Alvin Donald Kersh, American Hero: Jeffrey Spender, ANSWER THE QUESTION, At The Hour Of Our Death, Bees that pollinate corn, Bill Mulder, BitchJerk, Black Oil, Bob Morrisey, Boney Nerone, boring awful monologues, brawatch, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Candy-Apple, Cassandra Spender, Cassandra Spender is the worst mother EVER, CGB Spender, Chester George Barnabus Spender, Chris Carter half-assing it, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, clone, Cobrakai, Cobrakai might be a spooky ghost, Colonization, Consequences!, Contagion, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, Dana with an 'I', David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, DID THEY BURN THE SHORT SKIRT?!?! NOOOOOOO!, DJ Jonny Jon Jon J-Pontif, Don S. Williams, Drawers in drawers, Eddie Scarpino Giannini, El Rico Air Force Base, Evangeline and Jonathon are the Gary Busey of our tags, Faceless Rebels, Faeries, Fifth Elder, First Elder, Fort Marlene, Fourth Elder, Fox Mulder, Foxy Disco Scientist 4Ever, Frank Black, Frank Ertl, FUCK YOU GEORGE, Gillian Anderson, How did Cassandra get to the base? Where did that truck come from?, How do they get their jobs back?, Hybrid, I can't believe how terrible this plan is, If they get their jobs back it's only because Kersh granted Spender's dying wish, James DiStefano, James Pickens, Jar Baby, Jeffrey Spender, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jon Polito, Jon vs Train, Jonathan Polgreen, Jonathon Pope, Jordan Black, Jr., Keegan Tracy, Kill yourself bitch, Klea Scott, Krycek, Lamp grabbing, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Holden, Lhasa, Lil' Candy Apple, Liquid Nitrogen, Little Foot, Little Girls in Masks, Loyalties to the X-Files, Marita Covarrubias, Mass Panic? Really?, Massive Head Trauma, Melvin Frohike, Michelle Beauchamp, Millennium, Mimi Rogers, Mitch Pileggi, Mobs, Mulder is 99% Cardboard, Mulder is a creep!, New York City, Nicholas Lea, Not passing. At. All., Omerta, One alien fetus = the lives of 30 human women. Thus the aliens have roughly the same stance on choice as the Republican Party, One Son, Peter Donat, PotentialCast, Previously on, Purity, Purity Control, R. Nelson Brown, Ralph, Ralph's family is forever destroyed, Remember when Mulder and Krycek were infected with the black oil, Richard Langly, RIP Spender, Rose, Rose has saw hand powers, Sexy Shower Time, She's The One, Sheriff Earl Parker, So what happened to the black oil turning into giant scary monsters?, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Spender needs to put a bell on his momz, Stick around til the end to hear tales of upsetting head wounds!, Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. And I can take or leave it if it would thwart an INVASION OF GODDAMN ALIENS, Superman 3, Swishy Hipped Waggily Hand Aliens, Teliko, The Lone Gunmen, The Pretender, The Syndicate, THE WRONG SON DIED, There are so many ways to die in a hospital, These guys have spent more time in quarantine than any humans in history, This doesn't make sense at all, This is a shitty deal, Tom Braidwood, Tom McBeath, Tunisia, Veronica Cartwright, Walter Skinner, We might be podcasting with a g-g-g-ghost this week, What happened to Gibson and that alien?, What happens in the tree stays in the tree, What has been stopping the colonization up until now?, What is Frank wearing?, What was he doing in her apartment ALL night? Whitewater rafting Claire, Where did he even find that photo?, Why / When is that photo on fire?, Why did Mulder kill the conductor?, Why is Hollis here?, Why the fuck is George giving the Aliens a goddamn flag?, Wigs, William B. Davis, William Mulder, Wood nymphs, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!

It’s time for the first X-Files movie. Matt joins us to discuss bees, herda hada yokel kids, and the proper etiquette for borrowing a friend’s clothing. We learn that if you forget the mythology up to this point and ignore the definitions of words it makes much more sense. We also have the greatest theme tune ever, a special surprise visit via explanatory monologue, and the reading of the contest winning fanfic.

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Where we Fight. Fight. Fight the Future.

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A second part of a two-parter that doesn’t completely fall apart? Evangeline joins us for 5×14 “The Red and the Black” There’s a vague ill-defined war going on between alien factions. Scully acts like a real Mulder-dummy and has regression hypnosis before having sense talked into her by Jeffrey Spender, American Hero and future half of the hottest new buddy cop show. Frank uses his Dragon powers to catch sin eater/urban legend dream catcher in Millennium 2×14 “The Pest House”

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Where Jeffrey Spender gets the respect he deserves.

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Tags: "I remind myself of a Navajo Story" --The most Chris Carter thing I've ever heard, "Look my Momz is just a dummy cripple. How's she supposed to roll her crippled up wheelchair all the way to Mt Crazy?", "Quiet Willy", Alex Krycek, Alex Shostak Jr, Alien Colonists, Allen Coulter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Brian Thompson, Bulletproof, Canada, Cassandra Spender, Catherine Black, Chapelle Jaffe, Check n' Spender, Chris Carter, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darcy Laurie, David Duchovny, Dmitri, Does Scully spend more time being kidnapped or in a hospital bed, Don S. Williams, Dr. Heitz Werber, Dr. Paton, Dr. Stoller, E. Jacob Woodcock, Edward, Evangeline, First Elder, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, George Murdock, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Go Fish, How many terrible novels were written in the smoking man cabin, Hypnosis, Hypnotic Orgasms, I gotta sell more paps, implants, introtox, introtox.com, James Wong, Jeffrey Spender, Jim Jansen, John Moore, John Neville, Justin Louis, Kermit the Frog had a much harder time breaking out of a Gulag than Mulder did after he was infected with Alien Black Oil Parasites, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Holden, Marita Cobrakai, Marita Covarrubias, Maybe send your childhood pals a bottle of Scotch or a cheese plate instead of naming boats and dead bodies after them, Megan Gallagher, Melinda McGraw, Melissa Scully, Michael Massee, Miehal Suchanek, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, MulCek, Mulder is such a dick, Mulder jumped on the back of a truck whilst throwing Scully under a bus, Nicholas Lea, Peter Watts, Prosthetic Arm Mini-Fridge, Purdue, Regression Hypnotherapy is not a thing, Relax your jaw and your pelvis and let's go to the night place... What? RED ALERT! RED ALERT!, Resist or Serve, Russian freighter, Scully Loses, Second Elder, Sin Eater, Some Vampire sends Mulder a mysterious red envelope and he's not gonna be all over it? C'mon Tammy that is ridic, Stop laughing at your friend in the hospital you fucking weirdo, Tammy Ginader, Team Spender, Terry O'Quinn, The Big "S" Trio: Spender. Scully. Stingray., The Bounty Hunter, The Pretender, The Red and the Black, The resistance, The Syndicate, The truth is in you, The Well-Manicured Man, Third Elder, This is how all of Claire's Fan Fictions start, Veronica Cartwright, Walter Skinner, Well-Manicured Man, Whammy Awards, WHY IS HE ADJUSTING HER BED?!?!, Wiekamp Air Force Base, William B. Davis, Willy Ross, Winter Solstice Champions, X-Files, xfiles, Young Jeffrey Spender

DJ Jon Johnny Jon and Matt A join us for 5×13 “Patient X” in which Krycek and Cobrakai get super steamy on a ship. We are all shocked to realize Mulder still doesn’t believe in aliens (just vampires) and Cigarette Smoking Man is still dead. In the super creepy Millennium 2×13 “The Mikado” we go back to a time to when there were only 473 porn sites on the web.

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Where we are the only people that remember that Mulder was infected with the Black Oil.

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Tags: "Quiet Willy", 39 hours of porn, A "Great" Russian Acting Community, Alex Krycek, Aliens, All 473 porn sites, Allan Zinyk, Bad News: the pizza is cold Good News: we didn't masturbate without you Jimmy #Worst, Black Oil, Bounty Hunter, Brad Cupples, Brian Roedecker, Brian Thompson, Captain Bachman, Cassandra Spender, Chilly Willy, Chris Carter Monologue, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man is surprisingly still dead, Claire Laffar, Cobrakai, Colonists, Custom Video Call From Santa, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Deadwood, Don S. Williams, Don't think about those stitched up orifices too much, Duane Barry, Fire in the Sky, First Elder, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank's Dragon Powers Don't Work Online, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Carfra, Global Warming, Greg Michaels, Heitz Werber, HoopleCast, I Only Have Eyes For You, introtox, introtox.com, Jeffrey Spender, Jim Jansen, John Moore, John Neville, Krycek, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Holden, Marita Cobrakai, Marita Covarrubias, Massachusetts Institute Visiting Lecturers Program, Melty Face Men, Millennium, Miscalculating a pretend, Movie Contest, Mulder still doesn't believe in aliens (just vampires), Nicholas Lea, Not Mustache Man, Patient X, Peeping Teliko, Peter Watts, Robot Arm, Stay out of the forest, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn, The Mikado, The old-fashioned-extra-steamy-steam-ship-double-cross, The Plan, The Pretender, The Web Girl, There are so many things to be afraid of, Third Elder, UFO, Unforgotten, Veronica Cartwright, Well-Manicured Man, Why are these teenage boys watching porn together, Willy Ross, Worst Skeptic Ever, X-Files, xfiles

Paul Maki is here, along with some other interlopers, to help us uncover the secret of the ooze 8 levels underground as we discuss apocrypha. Scully and Stingray’s secret liaisons are further illuminated, Krycek vomits up his oily alien buddy, and we realize that this entire series is predicated on a series of bumbling lackeys.

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Where no one burries their dead alive.

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Tags: 1013, Agent Caleca, Agent Fuller, Agent Pendrell, Alex Krycek, Apocrypha, Barry W. Levy, Bebop, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Brendan Beiser, Bruce Harwood, Burying your dead alive is not a good idea, Capt. Kyle Sanford, Chris Carter, Chris Hansen, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Craig Warkentin, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Kaye, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Dmitry Chepovetsky, Don S. Williams, Donatello, Elders, Eric Breker, Fox Mulder, Frances Flanagan, Frank Spotnitz, Ghostlight Podcast, Giant Red Door, Gillian Anderson, Harrison Coe, Intro to Brisco, introtox, introtox.com, Jeff Chivers, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Neville, Kevin McNulty, Kim Manners, Krang, Lenno Britos, Leonardo, LokiCast with Tammy and Brad, Luis Cardinal, Major Domo, Martin Evans, Matt Humphrey, Maybe have your go to assassin not be the lamest, Mélanie Richard, Melissa Scully, Melvin Frohike, Michael Bublé, Michelangelo, Mitch Pileggi, Mythology, Navy Doctor, Nicholas Lea, Oilcek, P-51 mustang, Paul Maki, Peter Scoular, Piper Maru, radiation burns, Raphael, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard Hersley, Robin Burdge, Rocksteady, Scully does machines (That's a fact Jack!), Shredder, Skinner is cool but crude (Gimme a break!), Skinner needs a shirt not a cane, Slycek, Splinter, Stanley Walsh, Stingray, Suleka Mathew, Tammy Ginader, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The lamest of the FBI, The Lone Child Predators, The Lone Gunmen, The Punk Frogs, The Well-Manicured Man, This does not make sense, Tom Braidwood, Tony Stark, Wacky lackeys, Wait... leaving the podcast for tacos is an option? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS! #Outrage #IDemandTacoEscapes, Walter Skinner, When the Cigarette Man attacks these special agents cut him no slack, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Cigarette Smoking Man

Krycek is back, The Stingray is down, and there’s an old man babbling an incoherent Chris Carter monologue. Moira visits as we navigate a lot of flashbacks and some truly industrious black oil in the beginning of another two-parter ‘Piper Maru’.

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Where no one plays in the road.

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Listen to Episode 3×15 – 1:50:12

Tags: Alex Krycek, arbitrary black and white flashback, Ari Solomon, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Commander Johansen, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dr. Seizer, Engineer #1, Eye-cek, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck Chris Carter, Fuck that goddamn choker bitch, Gauthier, Gillian Anderson, Hong Kong, In the Navy, introtox, introtox.com, Jeraldine Kallenchuk, Jo Bates, Joan Gauthier, Joel Silverstone, Kimberly Unger, Krycek, Lenno Britos, Luis Cardinal, Mitch Pileggi, Moira Browne, Morris Panych, Nicholas Lea, P-51 mustang, pardon my gender type, Paul Batten, Piper Maru, radiation burns, Rob Bowman, Robert Clothier, Robin Burdge, Rochelle Greenwood, Russell Ferrier, Saloon Desk, San Diego California, Scully loses for the first time in a while on the ep she was Emmy nominated for, Skinner + Scully 4Ever, somatic or acute, Spy-cek, Stephen E. Miller, Stingray, Stop Sign Operator is the lamest job ever, submarine, Tammy Ginader, Tell then show then tell again: The Chris Carter Method, The Gray-Haired Man, The Medic, The Waitress, This does not make sense, Threatening people is much more suspicious than ignoring them. Maybe don't have your important assassination calls go to a shitty restaurant payphone., Village People, Walter Skinner, Wayne Morgan, We bury our dead alive. We hear them every day. They talk to us. They haunt us. They beg us for meaning. Conscience... it's just the voices of the dead trying to save us from our own damnation." <-, We bury our dead living?, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OLD MAN TALKING ABOUT?!?, WHY ARE kids in the middle of the street? Lamest Flashbacks ever, Why the hell does anything this old man says actually matter?, worst photoshop, X-Files, xfiles