Episode 5×07 – Emily
November 6th, 2014
Evangeline is here to help us bury Scully’s dead monster-garbage-baby in 5×07 “Emily”. It somehow goes out of it’s way to be mad boring and brings an unmissed David Duchovny back into the show. Millennium 2×07 “19:19”
is a creepy delight with crazy kid snatching Jeezos and Kristen Cloke.
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Listen to Episode 5×07 – 2:11:26
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Episode 5×06 – Christmas Carol
October 29th, 2014
Happy Holidayzzz! Moira and Josh join us for 5×06 Christmas Carol. It’s xmas time and this year we get a (practically) David Duchovny free episode! Though we do have to suffer through Ghost-Choker Melissa and Terrible-Human Bill Scully. Also that demon seed monster baby from Millennium is back and this time… it’s a Scully. Millennium 2×06 “The Curse of Frank Black” is an amazing creepy Halloween nightmare.
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Listen to Episode 5×06 – 2:11:26
Tags: 14-year-old Frank, 5-year-old Frank, 6:37 Mustache Man, A Thousand Men and a Baby, A. J. Adamson, Adoption, Awkward Family Dinner, Bill Scully is a dick, Bill Scully Jr., Bletch, Breaker High, Brittany Tiplady, Can a professional kidnap victim adopt? Apparently Not., Choker, Christmas, Danny, Dean Winters, Demons, Detective Kresge, Devil-ed Eggs, Devils, Don't forget to vote on Nov 7th if you are in the U.S., Don't give children gross religious paraphernalia, Dr. Ernest Calderon, dummy kid Scully, Emily Sim, Everything playing in 1997, Everytime the camera pulls away Scully pulls out a bottle of Johnny Walker, FBI Courier, Flubber, Frank Black, Gerard Plunkett, Ghost Storyteller, Ghosts, Halloween, Hard Target, Hobo, Joey Shea, John Pyper-Ferguson, Jordan Black, Karri Turner, Kenny G, Kett Turton, Lachlan Murdoch, Lance Henriksen, Lauren Diewold, Less rape than the previous episode, LET HER GET SOME SLEEP, Let's get real... this show won't let Scully have a dog. They aren't going to let her have a kid, maggot rabbit, Margaret Scully, Marshall Sim, Melinda McGraw, Melissa Scully, Moira's Medical Minute, Moira's Murder Advice Minute, Mr Crocell, Mustache Man, Out with the Old in with the Shrew, Pat Skipper, Pathologist, Patricia Dahlquist, People love delivering bad news on Christmas, Pregnant Women are Smug, Rebecca Codling, Rob Freeman, Ryan de Boer, s, Scully Falls Asleep: THE EPISODE, Sexism, Shaun Topl, Sheila Larken, So many xmas shipping miracles, State Sponsored Murderers, Susan Chambliss, Tara Scully, Tara you are the worst, That is Bill's kid that he gave up because he's the worst, The Ask Jeeves of the FBI, The most gigantic syringe ever, The Rabbit Died -- the weirdest saying ever, There Should have been a choker in that goddamn box, This cop does not sleep EVER, This Medical Examiner could only have been more hillarious if played by Wilford Brimley, Walter Marsh, Whimsical Rape, Wilforf Brimley, Zoë Anderson
Episode 5×02 – Redux part 2
October 1st, 2014
Jason and Matt join us for Redux Part 2 the final part of a three part… epic? Bill Scully Jr. remains the worst. We uncover the questionable dental coverage for the Elders and we repeatedly drag a reluctant Claire back to Scully’s Room. Meanwhile Sheriff Frank fights evil man-eating canines in Bucksnort for Millennium 2×02 “Beware of the Dog”
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Listen to Episode 5×02 – 1:56:35
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Episode 2×08 – One Breath
June 19th, 2013
Dan joins us as we discuss “One Breath” Scully is back… kind of… there’s a lot of bonkers boat antics, secret creepo angel kisses, and the lamest choker ever. Also we some serious hand work from Master Thespian David Duchovny.
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Listen to Episode 2×08 – 1:41:59
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