Mila and Chris join us for Episode 11×04 – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” in which Darin Morgan returns for kooky antics with his bff Alex Diakun and Reggie Something. We also uncover the most terrifying art ever created. It’s a fun ride.

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Where we are all huge fans of the Bearenstein Bears.

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Matt and Mila are here for the confounding and repulsive Episode 8×10 – “Badlaa”. Scully is sad that she’s not quite as sociopathic as Mulder and there’s a monster that is climbing up the ass of random people for no discernible reason. The nest makes room for another loser in the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×02 “Bond, Jimmy Bond”

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Where everyone agrees that submarines belong in the ocean.

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Listen to Episode 8×10 – 1:52:08

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Grab your popcorn, Mila joins us to discuss David Duchovny’s second written and directed ep 7×19 – “Hollywood A.D.” A delightful frothy episode of complete nonsense. We get some proper Stingray and have all our theories confirmed.

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Where Scully has ALWAYS been in love with the Stingray.

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Listen to Episode 7×19 – 1:47:40

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Nutty joins us for 7×05 – “Rush”. Another episode in which people squander their super powers when they could be cracking open ATM’s. There’s some super questionable technology and even more questionable accents. We kick off the harshest of minutes as we discuss the pilot of what might be the worst show ever “Harsh Realm”. Also “The Great Microphone Challenge 2015” continues!

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Where we are not whistlin’ dixie.

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Listen to Episode 7×05 – 2:10:37

Tags: 1999, 90210, A policeman AND a aero space engineer? This guy must be pretty super-smart, Advice for new super heroes, Ann Dowd, Bartender, Betty, Bill Dow, Carpet database, Chastity Raines, Choker Tattos, Christopher Wynne, Claire is too busy inadvertantly leading rebellions and winning in her sleep to get introductions in order, Claire's chalkboard is lacking in information, Clueless, Come On, D.B. Sweeney, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Wells, Deputy, Deputy Foster, don't put that gross melty shoe in your mouth Mulder, Don't trade a dog, Dr. Charles Burks, Eobard Thawne, FBI records, FBICD, Florence, Football player injuries, Fox Mulder, Fuck the troops, Fuck you Chris Carter, Fun Facts, Geanie, General Omar Santiago, Get Happy: The Partridge Family Story, Gillian Anderson, Gorilla Grodd, Hardest of Hardship Licenses, Harsh Realm, Harshest of Minutes, Hey Max... your teacher doesn't give a fuck about you, Hybrids, Inga Fossa, It is immoral to be a part of the US military, Jesse Ventura, Les Lannom, Lt. Colonel Gilovich, Lt. Thomas Hobbes, Max Harden, Max Martini, Meg, melted shoes, Michael David Simms, Mike Pinnochio, Mr. Babbitt, Mrs. Reed, Mulder has a chip on his shoulder about these darn kids, Nicki Aycox, nimlas.org, Nurse, Nutty Bites Podcast, Nutty Nuchtchas, Nutty's FBI Records, Parents just don't understand, PCP, Pennywise, Pilot, Plausible Deniability, poltergeist, Princes Daisy, Proffessor Zoom, PS your choker sucks too, Rachel Hayward, Rachel Winfree, Reverse Flash, Rodney Scott, Ron Selmour, Rush, Salt in the wound, Samantha Mathis, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Scott Bairstow, Scott Cooper, Sheriff Harden, Sophie Green, Speed Cheating, Speedforce, State Sponsored Murderers, Super Mario Bros., Supernatural, Tammy is going out of her way to speak away from the microphone, Terry O'Quinn, The best/worst nurse ever, The Database of all shapes of objects, The dog and Terry O'Quinn's mustache are the only redeemable thing in this show, The Flash, The Pretender, The US Military is the largest most powerful terrorist organization in the world, The worst show, There's probably a drawing of a spaceship in that cave, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tom Bower, Tony Reed, Waters, We all know that PCP is just a conspiracy by lazy cops right?, WHERE THE HELL IS TONY'S MOM SUPPOSED TO BE FROM?, Whistlin' Dixie, White Privilege, Your princess is in another castle

Jon joins us for 4×13 (or 4×12) Leonard Betts the story of a mutated freak minding his own business helping diagnose cancer patients until the least competent coworker ever kills him and forces him to go on a killing spree to maintain survival. Also there’s talk of The Simpson’s X-Files Episode for people that are interested in that sort of thing.

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Where cancer is never in our lunchables.

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Listen to Episode 4×13 – 1:47:55

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Matt and Scribbles the Stowaway Clown join us to puzzle out ‘The Calusari’, bad parenting, and ugly children. Is it the Devil, Hitler, a possession, or a dead shadow twin? The answer is… yeah, sure! Why not?

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Where no ice cream cones are needlessly destroyed.

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Listen to Episode 2×21 – 1:41:30

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