If you want to see Lance Henriksen go full-dragon this is the film for you! Call your Daddy and watch 1993’s “Hard Target” There’s a human hunting operation in New Orleans and there only one gross greasy itinerant kickboxer that can stop it. Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks his way into our hearts with some help from his kooky Uncle Douvee played by American Hero Wilford Brimley.

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Where Lance Henriksen has kicked his way into all of our hearts.

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Listen to Episode Bonus Episode: Hard Target – 1:35:10

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Nutty visits to discuss “Unrequited” a great episode if you like flags, troops, parades and other terrible things. How long do you have to be in Vietnam before you can inflict floating blindspots on others? We also discuss Millennium 1×15 “Sacrament” in which Jordan starts having Dragon visions and we learn where to buy murder screws.

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Where we can think of better things to do with invisibility than murder fatcat military Generals.

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Listen to Episode 4×16 – 1:49:49

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Welcome to the third season, where things are just as ridiculous as ever. Dave joins us as we learn why your health insurance doesn’t cover trips to the rez for medical treatment. Scully is being molested left and right and it is not appropriate. We celebrate the rambling return of dream Deep Throat and Melissa (as well as her shitty crystal choker) gets what she deserves.

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Where you won’t be arbitrarily charged for insubordination.

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Listen to Episode 3×01 – 1:28:36

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