If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.

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Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.

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Listen to Episode 9×09 – 1:32:54

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DJ J-Jon-Jonny-Jonathon Pope joins us for Episode 9×08 – “Hellbound” where everyone’s favorite drunk believes she has been reincarnated to stop a vengeful old-timey prospector turned ex-con from skinning other old-timey prospectors turned ex-cons.

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Where dreams are listed on all important documents.

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Listen to Episode 9×08 – 1:31:45

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Prepare for another Kim Manners bug-wranglin’ classic ep of X-Files. Ian and Jon join us for Episode 9×05 – “Lord of the Flies” where we meet our hero Dr. Rocky Bronzino and learn that bug people are real creeps.

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Where bug eps are the best eps.

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Listen to Episode 9×05 – 1:42:32

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Chris and Will join us for Episode 9×04 – “4D” in which Doggett stumbles into the worst parallel universe ever and only through his knowledge of morse code and the actions of Follmer and questionable plotting is he able to put right what once went wrong.

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Where we always check for consent before murdering a friend.

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Listen to Episode 9×04 – 1:43:42

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Matt, Will, and Mila join us for the magical Episode 7×21 – “Je Souhaite” wherein a scooterbitch gets his comeuppance and Mulder tries to impress his second magic Jinni.

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Where we all wish we had a stouthearted mule and a magic sack that was always full of turnips

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Listen to Episode 7×21 – 1:38:33

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Matt stops by to help us despise, hamburgle, and oscillate between shock and amusement on the subject of ‘Teliko’ the least racist racist episode of X-Files. Meanwhile an old friend returns in ‘Dead Letters’ when Pennywise comes to Millennium (and doesn’t kill the wife and/or daughter… yet).

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Where fountains are treated with the respect they deserve. Maybe too much respect.

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Listen to Episode 4×03 – 1:59:52

Tags: 1996 Summer Olympics, African Folk Tales, Agent Pendrell, Albino, Album Art Spoilers!, Alias, All new truths DO NOT begin as heresies and end as superstitions, American Immigration Policy is honorific monsterous, Bambara, Baywatch Nights, Bill Mackenzie, Blackula, Bob Morrisey, Brad Cupples, Brendan Beiser, Brittany Tiplady, Buckaroo Banzai, Bus Driver, Bye-Bye, Carl Lumbly, Catherine Black, CDC, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clown, Congo, Creepo nightmare monster clowns, Dana Scully, Danny Wattley, David Duchovny, Dead Letters, Deceive, Deceive Inveigle Obfuscate, Dennis Rodman, Diabria, Dr. Simon Bruin, Eugene Tooms, First Officer, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Briggs, Fuck Married with Children, Fuck you Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, Gross Drooling Mulder, Hamburgle, Howard Gordon, If you had ever been beaten by the police or had your home burned to the ground for no other reason than being born then maybe you would understand why he ran and why you would run too. <--BEST LIN, introtox, introtox.com, Inveigle, It's a Racist World, Jack Black references at 10am is not allowed, James Charleston, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Charleston, Jordan Black, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Holden, Little Traveler, Lt. Madsen, Making jokes at 10am hurts more, Marcus bitchslaps white-privilege-Mulder, Marcus Duff, Marita Cobrakai, Marita Covarrubias, Mark Snow is the Chris Carter of Music, Matt Bayes, Maxine Guess, Megan Gallagher, Michael O'Shea, Millennium, Millennium Minute(s), Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Murray Gold, Next person that says inveigle gets a punch to the mouth, Not as racist as most racist X-Files eps, Obfuscate, Panpipes of xenophobia, Paralysed Juicebox People, Powder, PUT THAT EVIDENCE DOWN, Racism, Robin Burdge, Robin is going to make painful Alias jokes until we die and come back as Russian zombies in a convoluted season finale that even Damon Lindeloff will make fun of, Robin lost his virginity in that fountain... by himself, Samuel Aboah, Scully is Jessica Fletcher #MurderMagnet, Seriously? Inveigle? REALLY?, So nobody is gonna talk about his crazy stretchy powers. Fair enough, Spirits of the air, Squeeze, Stop eating in the autopsy room, Stop trying to sexually assaulting Cobrakai, Tammy Ginader, Terrible Michael Jackson Joke, The best part of waking up... AHHHHHH! THERE'S A GUY IN MY COFFEE CAN! Too black for the X-Files, The Flight Attendant, The Strike, The worst acting Gillian Anderson has ever done, Throat boner, ventilation shimmy scenes, Walter Skinner, What the fuck is a spirit?, Why would you cover up a murder caused by a spooky scary monster that you are afraid of? You don't help things that you are afraid of, wiki-fountain.com, Willie Amakye, WTF were you doing in that autopsy Scully?, X-Files, xfiles, Yo bus driver? If Dude doesn't want to get on your bus why are you yelling at him?, Zakes Mokae

It’s time for a Mitch Pileggi party as we watch the insanely wacky 80’s Wes Craven romp “Shocker”. Check you perimeter and your fake tree and get ready for a truly bonkers horror movie featuring the Stingray. We don’t quite know what happened at the end… but it was definitely awesome.

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Where everyone understands the abilities and limitations of television remote controls.

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Listen to Bonus Episode: Shocker – 1:21:13

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We welcome Heidi to discuss ‘Aubrey’ -The most bonkers episode ever. A Woman loses all bodily autonomy because her grandfather was a rashy rapist and then she made the mistake of partaking in sexual conduct out of wedlock at some point in her mid-to-late 30s. You’ve come a long way, baby!

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Where nobody* tells you what you can’t do.

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Listen to Episode 2×12 – 1:44:32

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Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down.Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down in ‘E.B.E’

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We will never cut your breaker or give you an ink-less spy pen!

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