DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned 10×03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcast rival Kumail Nanjiani also a cute dog gets snatched!

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Where dog snatching is encouraged.

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Listen to Episode 10×3 – 2:31:40

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Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.

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Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.

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Listen to I Want To Believe – 2:55:57

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It’s time for a new season and 6×01 “The Beginning” in which somehow they have finally decided to have some actual continuity on the show. The world champion chess master of the Philippines is back and he’s hunting down hiders in the reactor. We also meet our new favorite character Asst. Dir. Kersh. Millennium 2×21 “Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me”is everything we could have hoped for.

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Where no one tries to re-hydrate burnt paper.

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Listen to Episode 6×01 – 1:37:25

Tags: #TeamSpender, 90's Child Empowerment Bullshit, A battle of will between Duchovny and Carter: Who's side will you be on?, Abum, Alex Diakun, Alien, Alien Tracking Psychic Kids, Ally McBeal, Alvin Kersh, An awful Simpsons joke, Apparently you can't opperate a desk without a penis, Assistant Director Maslin, Band Candy, Baywatch, BEES DON'T POLLINATE CORN, Bill Macy, Blurk, Brad Cupples, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Butchers, Candy-Apple, CarpoolMan, Chariots of the Gods, Chris Owens, Claire Laffar, Commentary, CONTINUITY, Crazed Filthy Red Savage, Crazy Indian on the loose, Damnation via papercut, Dan Zukovic, Dancing Devil Baby, Darin Morgan, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Deadlights, Devils, Diana Fowley, Dick Bakalyan, Dipwad, Don S. Williams, Don't poke things in the dark, Don't touch shit on the floor, Donut Shop, Evidence, Fight The Future, First Elder, Frank Black, Frankenstein, Freddy Kruger, Fucking Diana, G. Arnold, Gabrielle Rose, George, George Murdock, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Glory Day for Jon, Greb, Hi, Hider in the house, Hider in the Reactor, Homer, Hot Dog, Independence Day, Intelligent Black Oil --> Chest Burster Monster --> Giant Feral Monster --> Intelligent Deal Making Grey, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, Kersh is the greatest new character ever, Kersh's Wife, Lance Henriksen, Learn to cloak out your shit Mulder, Lets just build new walls on top of these old walls, Millennium, Mimi Rogers, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder gets his comeuppance, Mulder has absolutely seen Men in Black, Mulder is a dick, Nonchalant Demon sitting in a truck, North, please don't flick ash into this kid's exposed brain, Quantum Leap, Rehydrating ashes, RuPaul, Sally, Sandman, Second Elder, Slacker Guests, Sneak Attack Diana, Somehow Satan Got Behind Me, Someone To Trust, Standards and Practices, Stingray, Stop making Spender the bad guy, T.C., Tammy Ginader, Taxpayer dollars at work, Teliko, The Beginning, The Frankenstein of the Philippines, The law of fun facts, The Movie, The Pretender, The Red Man?, The Smoking Man, There's no 'I" in Team... but there is one in "Diana", This is a hugely unlikely life cycle, This kid is still not the key to all the X-Files, Toby, Wacky Lacky, Wally Dalton, Walter Skinner, Waylon Figgleif, Wayne Alexander, Wendie Malick, Where are Gibson's parents, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, You cannot reconstitute burnt paper, You think the POWER PLANT would be the one place where they don't worry about the cost of lighting their facility considering they PRODUCE THE POWER

Moira is here to chill with us for 4×19 “Synchrony” in which a grumpy old time traveler goes on a surprisingly spry killing spree whilst trying to avoid bursting into flames. The shocking episode Millennium 1×18 “Lamentation” keeps us on the edge of our seats and we give a sigh of relief that perennial everyman Detective Sandwich/KimmyGibblerHaus is ok.

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Where we’re too cool 4 time travel school.

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Listen to Episode 4×19 – 1:42:06

Tags: Agent Cuevas, Agent Pierce, Alex Diakun, Alison Matthews, All the Mulder's and Scully's in Millennium, an Elderly Man, Andrew Airlie, Angel, Aureleo Di Nunzio, Back to the Future rules of time travel temperature, Bill Smitrovich, Blechly Mountain home of the Black Dragons, Bletch, Brad Cupples, Brent Chapman, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chaos theory Shmaos theory... I'm going to try and finish this script in time to take a nap at 2:30pm --Howard Gordon, Chicken Broth, Chris Carter, Chuck Lukerman, Claire is not a chump. A loser? Yes. But NOT a Chump, Claire Laffar, Coroner, CryoBiology, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, David Greenwalt, David MacKay, Demolition Man, Desk Clerk, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective, Detective KimmyGibblerHouse, Detective Sandwich, Did Catherine miss the stranger putting a kidney in the fridge?, Did he have plastic surgery before travelling back in time?, Doctor, Don't go to hotels with unidentified strangers, Dr. David Hasselhoff listening to dust, Dr. Ephraim Fabricant, Dr. Willmore, Dr. Yonechi, Federal Marshall, Fishercast, Fox Mulder, Freezing, Fuck yall lazy chumps, Gillian Anderson, Grow Up. Shut Up. Get a better society going. Fuck off. #VoteCupples #PartyPlatform, Hiro Kanagawa, Howard Gordon, I Fall To Pieces, I just want to read this thesis. WHAT IS THIS NEW INTERPRETATION OF THE TWIN'S PARADOX? WHAT IS THERE TO BE INTERPRETED?, I want to watch Frank Blank and Fox Mulder in a Profiler-off and pie eating contest at the FBI picnic, If Jason had lived he would have eventually developed upper body strength, introtox, introtox.com, It's not that hard to write time travel stories if you put forth a little bit of effort... or ya know... any effort, It's shocking how little effort they put into research, James Charleston, Jane Perry, Jason Nichols, Jed Rees, Jon and Dr. Yonechi sitting in a tree..., Jonathan Walker, Jordan Black, Joseph Puqua, Kidney snatching, Kurt Max Runte, lamentation, Larold, Least effective way to keep a guy from getting hit by a bus ever, Lisa Ianelli, Lt. Bob 'Bletch' Bletcher, Lucas Menard, Lucy Butler, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Maybe save your kid instead of hanging out in the basement, Megan Gallagher, Michael David Simms, Michael Fairman, Millennium, Mulder's Geanie is putting in overtime x100 this week, Next Level Geritol, Nino Caratozzolo, Nobody else seems to be interested in stopping the creation of time travel. Jason is just a prick, Nooooooo not Bletch, Norman Armour, Note that Lisa doesn't come back in time to stop her self, Outbreak, Pathologist, Patricia Idlette, Peter Watts, Pleat-watch, Possibly the best thing Chris Carter has/will ever write, Robin Burdge, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Security Cop, Six Feet Under, Smallville, So did your fear of fire come back all of a sudden or is there a reason you aren't using that fire extinguisher?, So they freeze him to absolute zero then shoot him into a wormhole? What?, Special Agent Tom Babich, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Stephen J. Lang, Stop trying to spoil Millennium Claire!, Super Creepy Millennium, Susan Lee Hoffman, Synchrony, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terry Arrowsmith, Terry O'Quinn, The Servant, They don't understand what freezing means, This freeze thing should make a proper thwppp sound, This is a hugely questionable leap in logic, This is dumb, Those sure do look like ice crystals, Throat boner, Time Travel, Uniformed Cop, Who the fuck is this asshole to decide if the world is a better or worse place with/without time travel, Winrich Kolbe, Wormhole, X-Files, xfiles

Ina joins us at our favorite sweet potato pie restaurant to discuss Darin Morgan’s final episode ‘José Chung’s From Outer Space.’ This ep has the greatest cast ever and enough plot to fill all three kitchen sinks that are wedged into it. It’s wackier than the actual thoughts going through Jesse Ventura’s head at any given time.

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Where the illuminati will force you to phrase your answer in the form of a question.

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Listen to Episode 3×20 – 1:56:51

Tags: 9/11, A little too red, Alex Diakun, Alex Trebek, alien abduction, Alien Autopsy, Alien Cigarette Smoking, Allan Zinyk, America's insane drug policies and horrific criminal justice system, Beaker's Ovaltine Dinner, Best Cast Ever, Big Brother, Bill Murray, Blaine Faulkner, Blaine is the worst person that's ever been on this show and possibly the worst human that has ever been imagined, Cabinet of Caligari, Charles Nelson Reilly, Chris Carter, Chrissy, Clarissa Explains It All, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura, Dana Scully, Daniel Quinn, Darin Morgan, date rape, David Duchovny, Detective Manners, Diana Lesky, Dr. Fingers, Dr. Hand, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, El Cajon California, Fire in the Sky, Fox Mulder, Fuck you Scully for your ridiculous arbitrarily language censorship, Gibberish, Gillian Anderson, Harold, Harold is a super creep, Harold might be a werewolf now, HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE YOU ARE CUTTING INTO AN ALIEN COSTUME?!?!, Hypnosis, inner space, Inside out and backwards clothing is just a bit too much. Why even bother redressing someone at that point?, Jaap Broeker, Jason Gaffney, Jeopardy, Jesse Ventura, Jose Chung, José Chung's From Outer Space, Klass County, Larry Musser, Lavamen, Lieutenant Jack Schaefer, Lord Kimboate, Lord Kinbote, Man in Black, Mandroid, Manimals, Mayor at the time Governor of the Manimals in reality, men in black, Michael Dobson, MK Ultra, Mulder masturbates to bigfoot porn and dreams of the Jersey Devil, non-fiction science fiction, Pale Fire, Patterson-Gimlin Film, Philip J. Klass, Plum Island, post-abduction syndrome, Reynard Muldrake, Rob Bowman, Roky Crikenson, Sadsack Grey, Sarah Sawatsky, Sargeant Hynek Mina E. Mina, Somebody punch this nerd and shove him in a goddamn locker already, Space: Above and Beyond, Sweet Potato Pie, The Manchurian Candidate, The Match Game, The military/industrial/entertainment complex, The music is mad kooky in this ep, The Reptillian Conspiracy, These 33 year olds weren't ready for sex, This is not happening, Twin Peaks, Ummm maybe calm all the rape talk down a bit, wikibigfeet.com, William Lucking, Worst autopsy doctor EVER!, Yappi, YES WE DO KNOW WHAT HYPNOSIS IS, Yo bitch take care of that gross bloody nose

Despite a ton of technical difficulties we successfully thwarted all trickster god shenanigans and recorded this episode. Dan joins us from his doll room to discuss the greatest episode of X-Files ever, “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” We chat about pupper dog, the Truly Stupendous Yappi and his even more stupendous eyebrow waggling, X-Files the musical, and Robin breaks out some voice work to give Duchovny’s Acting chops a run for their money.

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Where technical difficulties will never keep us from talking shit about Chris Carter.

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Listen to Episode 3×04 – 1:41:16

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Chris transmats in to discuss ‘Humbug’ wherein we encounter the most terrifying monster ever to appear on X-Files: Jim Rose. Claire attempts to drive Tammy insane via Entomophagy and Darrin Morgan flips the script in Chris Carterland.

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Where the future looks nothing like David Duchovney.

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Listen to Episode 2×20 – 2:02:06

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