September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
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July 14th, 2016
If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.
Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.
Tags: Agent Terry Sullivan, Alan Dale, Alias, Aliens, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Arrow, border patrol, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Bradley Cooper, Bruce Harwood, Cary Elwes, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Creeper Doggett, Damien Darhk, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Denis Forest, Dogget and Reyes are Fucking #ScienceFact, Dogget cannot get over that shoe thing from John Doe, Dramatic Map Reading, Drunk Reyes, excavation, Fake Frank Black, fireball, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, James Parks, James Pickens Jr., jessup maryland, John Doe, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Josepho The Clown, Lone Man, Lost World, Margaret Scully, McNally Sagal, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, motorcycle chase, motorcycle crash, motorcycle jump, Mulder and Scully are asexual rice cakes, Neal McDonough, Oh is Mulder supposedly dead AGAIN? cool idea again, Overcoat Woman, Postpartum depression, Reyes doesn't have feelings anymore... accept about Johnny Walker, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Comer, Robert Patrick, Sheila Larken, Skinner hiding in the curtains, Stats and Scores are Updated on the Website, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Tarot Cards, The Lone Gunmen should not be given a baby, THIS DOES NOT MEAN EVERYTHING THAT MANKIND BELIEVES WOULD BE IN QUESTION, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, Why aren't we being quoted in Wikipedia, Why were they still in the alley?, Why would anyone go to North Dakota from Canada?, Will Tippin, Worst Mother Ever, X-Files, xfiles, Your Podcast Network is the lamest
March 3rd, 2016
DJ J-Jon JonE Jonathon joins us for Episode 8×11 – “The Gift”. Unlike Mulder, Dogget gets eaten and vomited up by a disease-ridden monster and doesn’t feel compelled to murder an innocent. We witness the most unsettling use of a mask ever in the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×03 “Eine Kleine Frohike” which largely revolves around Frohike trying to look at an old lady’s ass.
Where we say Mulder should stay on his evil table trying to unburn paper.
Tags: A proper Canadian education, Alan Dale, Anna Haag, archival footage, backhoe, Badlaa, birthmark, black and white photograph, Brad Cupples, Brain Slices, Bruce Harwood, Caroline Lagerfelt, cemetery, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Cleaning up Mulder's mistakes, Cleopatra 2525, Creature, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Duchovny is the worst, Dean Haglund, dental retainer, dialysis machine, driving in the rain, elwood new jersey, female in shower, Fox Mulder, Fun Facts, Gillian Anderson, Gross, healing, hidden gun, introtox, introtox.com, intruder, Jilena Cori, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jon is here in these very tags, Jordan Marder, Justin Williams, Leonard Betts, Little Dogget Made of Vomit, Louella Everage, Madame Davos, makeup, Marie Hangemuhl, mask, Matt and Mila were here last week, medicine wheel, Melvin Frohike, Michael McGrady, Michael Wilhelm, Mitch Pileggi, Natalie Radford, Nazi, pastry, Paul Hangemuhl, poisoned, renal failure, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, ring of stones, Robert Patrick, Rustic Woman, Ruth Manning, Scully Wins, Sheila Paterson, Sheriff Kurt Frey, Sin Eater, soul eater, Squeemash Squamish Townies, Stephen Snedden, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Gift, The Lone Gunmen, The truth, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, Tom Braidwood, Unburning Paper, verzenay france, volkswagen bus, Walter Skinner, walther ppk, woman in towel, woman undressing, world war two, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson