Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.

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Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.

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Listen to Episode 9×17 – 1:55:04

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DJ J-Jon Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9×16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.

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Where we are taking donations to buy Spender a Lone Gunmen mask.

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Listen to Episode 9×16 – 1:52:35

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Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9×15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever even thought about doing with Millennium. At least Morris Fletcher is back to scheme and scam.

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Where Party Pants are not allowed for 24hrs straight.

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Listen to Episode 9×15 – 1:40:03

Tags: Annabeth Gish, boat explosion, Brittany should have had more screen time, Bruce Harwood, Claire waited 10 minutes for a wall to turn into a door, Dana Scully, Dean Haglund, flare, Fudge Creek, Gillian Anderson, Haunted Fish Tank, House of D, I'm relatively sure I've read the synopsis of House of D on the podcast before and got the same reaction of shock and horror, Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Gillnitz, John Prosky, Joss Whedon, kearny new jersey, Kimmy the Geek, Leather Pants, Leonard Southall, Lois Runce, Lost in Space, Marcus Giamatti, Medical Examiner, Mediocre Terrorism, Melvin Frohike, men in black, miami beach, Michael Craven Wells, Michael McKean, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morris Fletcher, Party Pants, Professor Douglas Houghton, returning character killed off, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, sad beard, Scully and Stingray are back together, Secret Door, shark, Stephen Snedden, The Lone Gunmen, Timothy Landfield, Tom Braidwood, Walter Skinner, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson

Join us for 9×14 “Scary Monsters’ The human equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, Leyla Harrison, returns to ruin everyone’s weekend. Doggett fails his test to join the Federal Bureau of Imagination but succeeds in punching a hole through a man. In the end everyone avoids getting sent to the cornfield and we still have no idea why he buried a mirror.

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Where no one buries mirrors.

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Listen to Episode 9×14 – 1:24:31

Chris and Matt are here for 9×13 “Improbable” in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!

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Where our life number is 6. Because there are only 6 episodes of this season left.

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Listen to Episode 9×13 – 2:04:57

Tags: 9/11, Amy, Amy D'Allessandro, Angelo Vacco, Annabeth Gish, Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, Benito Prezia, Beth Watson, Burt Reynolds, Checkers, Dana Scully, Did he write this for Dean Martin and then find out he was already dead, Dominos, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Greene, Ernesto Gasco, Fuck Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, God IS the Bandit, God is the worst, Guido / Bartender, Halfass Carter, Heavy Italian Man, Hipster Cats from Instagram, How did they not find this guy in the garage?, Improbale 3: God IS the Bandit!, It's not that hard to escape a parking garage, John Doggett, John Kapelos, Lip synching, Lost World, Mad Wayne, Marguerite 4ever, Monica Reyes, Mr. Burt, Numerology, Old Italian Man, People Chris Carter went to school with, Ray McKinnon, Robert Patrick, Sadsack Casino, Slot Grannies, Slot Shaming, Smokey and the Bandit, Special Agent Fordyce, The Universal Backlot, This is was definitely supposed to be a musical, Vicki Louise Burdick, Woman

Dan joins us for the wacky adventure 9×12 “Underneath” In which Sheriff Root is so Christian he transubstantiates into an evil Jesus murderer with a screw driver. Also we meet the world’s creepiest lawyer and wish Robin Williams had more screen time in the episode.

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Where every day is fish & chips friday.

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Listen to Episode 9×12 – 1:36:21

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Jozie joins us for this jaunt into the Twilight Zone in Episode 9×11 – “Audrey Pauley” Reyes leans an important lesson about drinking and driving and Doggett goes bonkers in his quest to stop the most obvious villain ever. Also Dogs > Cats. #ScienceFact

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Where we always check for fake hospital monitors.

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Listen to Episode 9×11 – 1:31:46

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John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and the other bonkers claims from terribly titled book “The Walton Experience” that somehow didn’t quite make it into the film.

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Where we are all ashamed of Mrs. Pratt.

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Listen to Episode Bonus Episode: Fire in the Sky – 1:26:14

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We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9×10 – “Providence” wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.

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Where we dont turn off hospital monitors.

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Listen to Episode 9×10 – 1:32:59

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If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.

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Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.

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Listen to Episode 9×09 – 1:32:54

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