July 23rd, 2016
John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and the other bonkers claims from terribly titled book “The Walton Experience” that somehow didn’t quite make it into the film.
Where we are all ashamed of Mrs. Pratt.
Tags: 1970s, Abduction, Alien, alien abduction, Allan Dallis, arizona, based on book, based on supposedly true story, Blake Davis, blue collar, Bobby Cogdill, Brad Cupples, Bradley Gregg, Bruce Wright, Buck, car keys, chainsaw, Children of the Corn, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Craig Sheffer, cult film, Cyrus Gilson, D.B. Sweeney, Dan Walton, Dana Rogers, David Duchovny, David Whitlock, Dennis Clay, disappearance, dog skeleton, drinking water from a faucet, E.T., false accusation, false accusation of murder, Fire in the Sky, floating in space, Frank Watters, Georgia Emelin, Gillian Anderson, Greg Hayes, Henry Thomas, introtox, introtox.com, James Garner, Jim Rockford, John Doggett, Kathleen Wilhoite, Katie Rogers, Kenneth White, lie detector, logger, lumberjacking around, Mike Pinocchio, Mike Rogers, mountain, newspaper, Noble Willingham, outer space, Peter Berg, polygraph, post traumatic stress, Ray Melendez, Robert Covarrubias, Robert Patrick, Scott MacDonald, Shiny New Genitals, snowflake arizona, Spaceship, syrup, tabloid, Tammy Ginader, Terror, The Walton Experience, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, traumatic shock, Travis Walton, truck, UFO, urine sample, Wayne Grace, weightlessness, working class, X-Files, xfiles
January 20th, 2016
We are here to tell you everything you might need to know about the first 7.25 seasons of The X-Files before it’s inexplicable return. From Conquistador Tree-People to Clone Drone Hybrids this is truly the definite Critical Guide to Characters, Mythology, and Monsters whether you Want To Believe it or not.
Where Mustache Man is canon.
Tags: 2016, 2Shy, Alien Bounty Hunter, Aliens, Amani, Bees, Big Coat, Brad Cupples, Cancer, Chester Bonaparte, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, clone, Conquistador Tree-People, David Duchovny, Donnie Pfaster, Flukie the Flukeman, Frank Briggs, George, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Kersh, Melissa Scully, Monsters, Mustache Man, Mythology, Oblong, Revival, Spender, Tammy Ginader, Teena Mulder, Teliko, The Lone Gunmen, The X-Files 2016, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tooms, UFO, X-Files, xfiles
November 1st, 2015
We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Corey Haim than the werewolf he’s been harassing via the U.S. Postal System. Also someone is using this in their reel to audition for King Lear.
Where werewolf babies are always welcome.
Tags: 1976, alright enough of your damned music that you have preparred we have announcements!, American Werewolf in London, Andy Fairton, barbershop creeping, based of a novelette, based on novel, bear trap, Best dressed, Bill Smitrovich, Bletch, Bob Coslaw, Brad Cupples, Brady Kincaid, breaking a mirror, brother sister relationship, Buying a California Ambulance via recycling... great idea Maine, Chi-Mo, child murder, child uses gun, church, Claire Laffar, clawed to death, Corey Haim, crutches, cult film, Dan Attias, decapitation, Dino De Laurentiis, Disease Vector Russian Roulette, Don't talk about your sister's tits weirdo, Donald Trump's America, dream sequence, drunkenness, Everett McGill, evil priest, eye patch, fireworks, flask, Franklin and Bash, From IMDB triva: 'Even though the werewolf kills people; he does not eat them.' Cool I guess? Whatever., full moon, garter snake, Gary Busey, gas station monster, gazebo, Giant Spider, Gossipy McMustachio, ground fog, Halloween, handicapped boy, Heather Simmons, Herb Kincaid, herda hada herda, HHN, hit with a baseball bat, hit with a chair, independent film, introtox, introtox.com, It started in May in a small town and every month after that whenever the moon is full... It came back, James A. Baffico, Jane Coslaw, Joe Wright, Kent Broadhurst, kite, kite flying, Lawrence Tierney, Leon Russom, Let's keep cakes and lemonades out of pants ok?, Maine, Marty Coslaw, Megan Follows, Millennium, Milt Sturmfuller, motorcycle, Mrs. Sturmfuller, murder, mysterious letter, Nan Coslaw, Owen Knopfler, Owen's Bar, pantyhose, paraplegic, Part human. Part wolf. Total terror, Pennywise the Clown, Preacher, Priest, product placement, Rebecca Fleming, reference to stephen king, reingold beer, Reverend Lowe, rifle, Robin Groves, severed head, Sheriff Joe Haller, shot in the eye, Silver Bullet, sitting in a tree, small town sheriff, stabbed in the stomach, Stephen King, Sweetums Wolf, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Sturmfuller, Tarker's Mills, Terry O'Quinn, That hurts my parts, The Firm, The local tax review quarterly, The Peacemaker, title spoken by character, townsfolk, Uncle Douvee, uncle nephew relationship, Uncle Red, Uncle Red Werewolf Hunter, unwanted pregnancy, Virgil Cuts, voice over narration, Werewolf, werewolf transformation, wheelchair, When darkness falls --terror rises, Whenever the moon is full... it comes back!, why are imdb keywords so insane?, Wilford Brimley, William Newman, Worst dressed, X-Files
August 14th, 2015
If you want to see Lance Henriksen go full-dragon this is the film for you! Call your Daddy and watch 1993’s “Hard Target” There’s a human hunting operation in New Orleans and there only one gross greasy itinerant kickboxer that can stop it. Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks his way into our hearts with some help from his kooky Uncle Douvee played by American Hero Wilford Brimley.
Where Lance Henriksen has kicked his way into all of our hearts.
Tags: $10000, 1993, America, Arnold Vosloo, Barbara Tasker, Billy Ray Cyrus of the Bayou, Cajun, Chance Boudreaux, Chuck Pfarrer, Daddy, Darkman III, Dentists, Det. Marie Mitchell Randy Cheramie, Detective May Haveanaccent, Douglas Binder, Douglas Forsythe Rye, Doves, Elijah Roper, Eliott Keener, Emil Fouchon, Fats Bagelman, Frack, Frick, Full Dragon, Hard Target, He looks like a gross gambit, Her Daddy, Homeless, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jon please explain Police Strike Rules to us, Kasi Lemmons, Lance Henriksen, Lenore Banks, Lost Boys, Luigi, Margi Gras, Marie, Mike Leinert, Mr. Lopacki, Mr. Rober, Natasha 'Nat' Binder, Oh No RATTLESNAKES!!!!, Out of doors AND roofs AND walls, Pigeon whisperer, Pik van Cleef, Randal Poe, Robert Apisa, Robin Hood Arrow, Shop Steward, Snake Punch, Son of the Pink Panther, Surf Ninjas, The Fugitive, The John Woo Movie, The Mummy, The vile Bagel-Man, The word "Daddy" should not be in your script more than half a dozen times if there aren't children in your movie, The worst shots, These Motorcycle Assholes Are Completely Unfair, Uncle Douvee, Union Dues, Waitress, Waterfall Mullet, Willie C. Carpenter, Witchblade, Wonka, Yancy Butler, Your Daddy, Zach Galifianakis
March 11th, 2014
It’s time for a Mitch Pileggi party as we watch the insanely wacky 80’s Wes Craven romp “Shocker”. Check you perimeter and your fake tree and get ready for a truly bonkers horror movie featuring the Stingray. We don’t quite know what happened at the end… but it was definitely awesome.
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Tags: ' Maybe you *were* my father... but you know who my father is now? You know who's responsible for me? Me. No one else.' UMMM You're your own father? WHAT?, 'Oh a seriel killer came back from the dead to posses randos and you can find him in your dreams? Cool! We're with you 100%', 'That's a felony.' 'That's a lock. Pick it', Alias, Alice Cooper, Alison, All of Jonathans friends are willing to die for him, All the blood, All the dead cats, All the Nightmare on Elm St Facts, Are there any conclusions to jump to? Just call Jonathan!, Awesome Sax, Beaver can't help you now, Bingham Ray, Black Majicks, Bound by the rules of TV?, Brad Cupples, Camille Cooper, Care Bear Stare, Chairy, Check your perimeter, Chris Hansen needs to be called to this park, Claire Laffar, Cooper, Diane, Did remotes that large actually exist?, Dream Warriors? How about Dream Amateur Detectives?, Emily Samuel, Fire in the Sky, Football Player, Frankenstein, Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare, Fuck Football, Fuck the death penalty, Fuck the MPAA, Greatest Death Faces, Heather Langenkamp, Hey ghost pals? Could you leave me alone when I'm trying to bang my dead girlfriend?, His coach cares more about him than his father, Horace Pinker, I eat this wimp's will power for breakfast John-bo, If you make straight A's you don't need a goddamn piece of shit football scholarship, If you want to watch an execution you are a bad person, introtox, Jessica Craven, John Tesh, Jonathan Parker, Jonathan stop shaking that kid, JUST BUY ANOTHER DIVING MASK, Keith Anthony-Lubow-Bellamy, Kevin Dillon, Lagenkamp watch, Lawnmower Man 2: Job's war, Lt. Don Parker, Megadeth, Michael Murphy, Mitch Pileggi, multiple concussions, My Soul to Take, Nightmare on Elm Street, No more Mr. Nice Guy, Overly elaborate murder schemes, Pac Man, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Pennywise, Peter Berg, Peter Tilden, Pinker's injury is to his heart not his leg, Project Mayhem, Questionable heart failure bluffs, Rhino, Richard Brooks, Robin Burdge, Sam Scarber, Sax by the Fire, Sax on the Beach, Secret Murder Rooms, Serial killers in the 80s enjoyed their work, Shocker, Stop saying 'Daddy' you're a grown ass man, Super weird accents, Surprise Tractor Attack!, Tammy Ginader, Ted Raimi, The Joy of Sax, The most questionable local broadcasts ever, The People Under the Stairs, The Saxy Tesh Game, The X-Files, Theodore Raimi, This already questionable football team has been decimated, This is not what victimization feels like you unempathetic sociopath, This is screwball beyond belief, This movie is 1000x better than 'Look Who's Talking', ummm that's not how remote controls work, Vibomatic, Virginia Morris, Volts Wagon, Waterbed, We have no clue what happened at the end of this movie, We're so used to highschool students being played by people in their late 20's that we are shocked to find age appropriate college students, Weirdest Artists Depiction ever, Wes Craven, White trash yokel family, Why are people not more scared of the psycho-cop haphazardly shooting at an unarmed man, xfiles, You got it baby!, ZombieGhostCockBlock
April 18th, 2013
After surviving the first season of X-files we decided to take a look at the Clown behind it all and watch Stephen King’s “IT”. A film based on an equally insane novel. Join us in our celebration of Pennywise and find out who is more easily frightened Robin or a 7yr old girl.
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We all float down here!
Tags: "The Master of Horror unleashes everything you were ever afraid of", 1980's Stand Up Comedy is an unrelenting coke party panic attack of awful, 60's johnny-come-lately greasers, A Dead Belch Under his Bed, Adam Faraizl, All the Jonathan Brandis Facts, Annette O'Toole, Apparently Annette O'Toole is not related to Peter O'Toole... I denounce and reject myself, AWFUL Steven King Analog with a ponytail, Baywatch Nights Warehouse, Beat it!, Beep Beep, Belch, Ben Hanscom, Ben Heller, Bev is dressed like an old woman's couch, Bev shares her pizza and everybody is gettin' a slice, Beverly Marsh, Beverly's Lovely-Clothes-That-She-Makes Inc, BIG, Bike ride of doom, Bill Denbrough, Bill's cab driver was Prof. Varnes from Lazarus, Black Lodge Tea, Brad Cupples, Brandon Crane, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charlie the dick ghost, Childhood Trauma, Children banging it out in the sewer because they got lost, Children closely follow Gilbert Gottfried's career, Chinese Restaurant of mildly shocking puppet cookie terrors, Chuck Norris, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire defeated Pennywise in a matrix dreamscape, Claire is a fake Brit because she doesn't drink tea, Claire is a sociopath, Claire Laffar, Clearly Eddie is banging Joey, Conquering fear via video tape immersion therapy, Creep-Cray, Deadlights, Dean Koontz, Dennis Christopher, Dialogue... eh, Dreamcatcher, Eddie is Andy Dick, Eddie Kaspbrak, Emily Perkins, Female Hysteria, Fuck Robin Williams, Fucking your way out of a sewer, Gargoyle's Dance, Giant Headed Pharmacist, giant open showers are the grossest, Ginger Snaps, Giving a cuddle to Pennywise, Greco, Greg Kinear look-a-like, Hand on Face is acting, Harry Anderson, He should brush his teeth, Henry Bowers, Henry should have been played by Ray Wise, How do you get contact info before the internet, I was a teenage werewolf, I WILL BREAK YOU KING. I WILL BREAK YOU, If you say it fast enough maybe no one will notice how bad the lines are, Insanely dangerous homicidal gangs of murderous street toughs, introtox, IT, It's entirely possible that Josie is Pennywise, It's hurricane season in the library and there's a cold front coming in from the Autobiography section, Jay Brazeau, John Ritter, John Ritter has the best apartment ever!, Jonathan Brandis, Josie is a badass, Kiss Commentary with Josie, M&M's are the sure-fire Asthma cure, Magic Space Turtle vs Magic Space Spider, Magical Negro, Marlon Taylor, Mike Hanlon, Mike Hanlon is super suspicious, Mike is stuck in Derry Scrap-booking, Monkey Shines, Never talk to sewer clowns, Oh no... not a cross-eyed spider with teense weense T-rex arms... Master of Horror Indeed, Oz, Pennywise, Pennywise the Clown, Pennywise the Dancing Clown Claymation Christmas, Pennywise the dancing Rottweiler, Perfect Strangers, Pom Pom Terror, Pulling off an arm like a wing off a fly, Richard Masur, Richard Thomas, Richie is the purest distillation of Stephen King's dialogue, Richie Tozier, Robin Burdge, Robin is a scaredy-cat, Robin is the Richie of the podcast, Scary Balloons, Seth Green, Stan is the worst dressed, Stan is the worst token skeptic, Stand By Me, Stanley Uris, Stephen King, Stephen King's IT, Stuttering, Swamp Skeleton, Sweet sweet podcast dollar$, T.U.R.T.L.E. POWER!, Tammy Ginader, That library balloon scene freaked me out at 7, The big 'C', THE BREAKING THE DAMN SCENE IS RIDIC, The Fly II, The Glowing, The music is never not overbearing, The Never-Ending Story, The ritual of chud, The Smile, The Stephen King Cliches Tarot Deck, The Stephen King Drinking Game, The Turtle can't help us now, The wacky werewolf hands backing off, They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, This is battery acid. Now, this looks nothing like a hospital, This spider is bonkers, Tim Curry, Tim Reid, TV's Frank from MST3k as old Henry Bowers, Ummm what the hell is this bike montage, ummm why is crazy old Keene even there?, Ummmm this is CLEARLY not a hospital, Wait that's not Beau Bridges?, Wait... are love haiku's a thing?, water babies vs tree monkeys, When people are dying they generally refrain from doing somersaults, Why does it hate? Why is it so mean?, why try?, William B. Davis, Worst Montages ever, Would you like to see my clown etchings?, Yo John-Boy take some of that sweet sweet Walton's money and get that mole removed, You bet your fur, you disappear!, You don't share inhalers, you'll float too! Rehabilitated Clowns, Your hair is Winter Fire. January Embers. My heart burns there too