August 25th, 2016
Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9×15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever even thought about doing with Millennium. At least Morris Fletcher is back to scheme and scam.
Where Party Pants are not allowed for 24hrs straight.
Tags: Annabeth Gish, boat explosion, Brittany should have had more screen time, Bruce Harwood, Claire waited 10 minutes for a wall to turn into a door, Dana Scully, Dean Haglund, flare, Fudge Creek, Gillian Anderson, Haunted Fish Tank, House of D, I'm relatively sure I've read the synopsis of House of D on the podcast before and got the same reaction of shock and horror, Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Gillnitz, John Prosky, Joss Whedon, kearny new jersey, Kimmy the Geek, Leather Pants, Leonard Southall, Lois Runce, Lost in Space, Marcus Giamatti, Medical Examiner, Mediocre Terrorism, Melvin Frohike, men in black, miami beach, Michael Craven Wells, Michael McKean, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morris Fletcher, Party Pants, Professor Douglas Houghton, returning character killed off, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, sad beard, Scully and Stingray are back together, Secret Door, shark, Stephen Snedden, The Lone Gunmen, Timothy Landfield, Tom Braidwood, Walter Skinner, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
August 18th, 2016
Join us for 9×14 “Scary Monsters’ The human equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, Leyla Harrison, returns to ruin everyone’s weekend. Doggett fails his test to join the Federal Bureau of Imagination but succeeds in punching a hole through a man. In the end everyone avoids getting sent to the cornfield and we still have no idea why he buried a mirror.
Where no one buries mirrors.
August 11th, 2016
Chris and Matt are here for 9×13 “Improbable” in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!
Where our life number is 6. Because there are only 6 episodes of this season left.
Tags: 9/11, Amy, Amy D'Allessandro, Angelo Vacco, Annabeth Gish, Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, Benito Prezia, Beth Watson, Burt Reynolds, Checkers, Dana Scully, Did he write this for Dean Martin and then find out he was already dead, Dominos, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Greene, Ernesto Gasco, Fuck Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, God IS the Bandit, God is the worst, Guido / Bartender, Halfass Carter, Heavy Italian Man, Hipster Cats from Instagram, How did they not find this guy in the garage?, Improbale 3: God IS the Bandit!, It's not that hard to escape a parking garage, John Doggett, John Kapelos, Lip synching, Lost World, Mad Wayne, Marguerite 4ever, Monica Reyes, Mr. Burt, Numerology, Old Italian Man, People Chris Carter went to school with, Ray McKinnon, Robert Patrick, Sadsack Casino, Slot Grannies, Slot Shaming, Smokey and the Bandit, Special Agent Fordyce, The Universal Backlot, This is was definitely supposed to be a musical, Vicki Louise Burdick, Woman
August 4th, 2016
Dan joins us for the wacky adventure 9×12 “Underneath” In which Sheriff Root is so Christian he transubstantiates into an evil Jesus murderer with a screw driver. Also we meet the world’s creepiest lawyer and wish Robin Williams had more screen time in the episode.
Where every day is fish & chips friday.
Tags: 35 yr old Teenage Girl, Alan Davidson, Annabeth Gish, Arthur J. Nascarella, Assistant D.A. Damon Kaylor, Attorney Jana Fain, Bearded Man, blood on hand, blood splatter, Brad Cupples, brooklyn new york city, Cable Guy, Carol Kiernan, Claire Laffar, cleaver, corpus, Dad, Dana Scully, Daredevil, David Duchovny, Don't be a Catholic, Duke Tomasick, Fish & Chips Friday, flash forward, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, John Doggett, Kelly McNair, Lisa Darr, Mary Margaret Lewis, Michael Patterson, Michio Kaku, Mom, Monica Reyes, Mrs. Dowdy, murder of family, Murder Sewer, New York City, Old Fashioned Cop, Paul Vincent O'Connor, planted evidence, psychology, Robert Curtis Brown, Robert M. Fassl, Robert Patrick, rosary, Screwdriver killer, Serial Killer, sing sing prison new york, So Christian he becomes a murderer, standing in the rain, Tammy Ginader, Underneath, W. Earl Brown, Warden Brian Hutchinson, Work Canteen, work order, writing in blood, X-Files, xfiles