March 30th, 2016
Ian joins us for the handiwork of Chris Carter episode 8×15 – “Deadalive”. Mulder’s return from death, autopsy, embalming, and three months in the ground is questionable as Scully 11 month pregnancy. On the plus side Little Doggett and Slycek face off. The Lone Gunmen 1×07 “Planet of the Frohikes” features a talking chimpanzee named Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, and therefore is the best episode of Lone Gunmen ever.
Where we call sentient intelligent creatures by the name they choose.
Tags: Alex Krycek, Arthur Gaffin, Billy Miles, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Bruno Verdoni, car crash, Christian Mythology is as nonsensically convoluted and useless as X-Files Mythology, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, continued from previous episode, Cooky Coroner's, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Doty, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Mask, Deadalive, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Francis Orovetz, Dr. Haspliss, Dr. Lim, Easter, Edward Woodward, exhumation, fighting with a car driver, flag draped coffin, floating body, Fox Mulder, Gibby Brand, Gillian Anderson, Go Fuck Yourself, grave side ceremony, He is risen, He was autopsied embalmbed and buried in the ground without oxygen for THREE MONTHS, healer, Heart attack, introtox, introtox.com, It's not yours, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kersh, Larry Dorf, Leland Crooke, Mad Sick Burns From CarriK and BradC, male in shower, man on life support, Manly Man Meter, Margaret Scully, Melvin Frohike, Minister, Mitch Pileggi, Monkeys, Morgue, Nanobots, Nelson Mashita, Nicholas Lea, No More Mulders, Pathology Assistant, Peanuts, Peter Bryant, Pierre, Pierre Boulle, piss and vinegar, Planet of the Frohikes, quoting jesus, raining, returning from the dead, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard McGonagle, Robert Patrick, Run Little Doggett, seizure, Sergeant, Sheila Larken, Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, skin peeling off, Slycek, Spycek, Stephen Snedden, Stingray, Stringrays baby, T-1000, Tammy Ginader, Terminator Times, That's not how decomposition work, That's not how vaccines work, The Five Heartbeats, The Lone Gunmen, The Math is absolutely impossible, This is nonsense, Tom Braidwood, transformation, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, Why did they spend money on this fisherman scene?, wilmington north carolina, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zachary Ansley, Zuleikha Robinson
March 23rd, 2016
It’s time for everyone to drop to their knees and scream to the skies that Episode 8×14 – “This Is Not Happening” here. DJ J-Jon JonE Jon joins us as we discuss this Chris Carter penned pile of garbage. The Lone Gunmen 1×06 “Madam I’m Adam” has Stephen Tobolowsky which makes it slightly better than it’s usual sub-mediocrity.
Where you can use a “computer” and wiggled lights “to” discuss the “podcast”.
Tags: Absalom, Adam Burgess, Annabeth Gish, Arlene Pileggi, Arlene Warren, Bernard White, Beverley Breuer, Brad Cupples, Breaking News: Judson Scott and Roy Thinnes are different Humans, Bride of the Monster, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Carol Shantz Greg Barr, Chris Carter is the worst, Circling the Drain, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, Dana, Dana Scully, Daredevil, David Bloom, David Duchovny, David Earl Waterman, Dean Haglund, Debbie Lee Carrington, DJ Jon-E Jon Jon J-Rider, Dr. Desai, Dwarf Santini, Ed Wood + Michio Kaku = Chris Carter, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Evil table, Fox Mulder, FUCK REYES, Gary Cole, Getting hair caught in a tree, Ghost Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Head Nurse, healer, Heaven's Gate Cult, helena montana, Helicopter, Intro To Juice: The People vs O.J. Simpson, introtox, introtox.com, Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Judd Trichter, Judson Scott, Karen Constantine, Lois, Maniac Marvin, Marie Stillin, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mountain Man Hates Transformers, Night Nurse, Nike Man, Noir or Never, Old Fashioned Cop, Phenomenological, pickup truck, Private Jet of Love, Randy Ross, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richie Sleestack, Richie Szalay, Ritualistic cult abuse is not a thing, Riverdance in the Sky, Robert Patrick, Roy Thinnes, Roz Witt, Sadie, Sarah Koskoff, Shapeshifter, Sireens, Skinner's Assistant, Steel, Stephen Snedden, Stephen Tobolowsky, Stingray, Stretchy Face Corpses, Tammy Ginader, The Body, The Defenders Podcast, The Lone Gunmen, The worst superpowers ever, Theresa Nemman Hoese, They've never been closer, This is not happening, This should not be happening, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Tom Shantz, Too Close To The Truth, Vincent Praise, Walter Skinner, Weary Man, weepy autopsy, Where are the rest of the Jeremiah Smiths?, Wilford Brimley, Worst Hair, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
March 16th, 2016
We’re back for Episode 8×13 – “Per Manum” in which someone finally remembers that Scully is pregnant. There are a grip of flashbacks to when Gillian Anderson had good hair and a lame partner. Also we meet everyone’s favorite new character Knowl Rohrrererrghragher. The Lone Gunmen 1×05 “Three Men and a Smoking Diaper” is as boring as it is sexist.
Where no one can read a sonogram.
Tags: Adam Baldwin, Agent Robin Kersh, Alexandra Margulies, baby, Baby William Jefferson, birth in a car, Brad Cupples, Brenda Sally, Bruce Harwood, Bryan Spicer, Busfield, caesarean section, Candus Churchill, Chris Carter, Christopher Rich, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Purdham, Dean Haglund, Delivery Nurse, Diana Castle, Dr. James Parenti, Dr. Lev, Dr. Miryum, Duffy Haskell, Elizabeth Cheap, Emily, Enid-Raye Adams, Evil table, fetus, Field Reporter, fingerprints, Fox Mulder, giant hair, Gillian Anderson, giving birth to non human baby, Hair, induced labor, intravenous, introtox, introtox.com, Jay Acovone, Jefferson, Jennifer Griffin, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kath McCready, Knowle Rohrer, Lindsay Bourne, locking a door, Madisyn LaCouvee, manly man, Martha Ashley, Megan Follows, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mitchell Kosterman, Morgan LaCouvee, Mustachioed Officer, mutation, Mythology, Not Mustache Man, ovary, Patricia Drake, Per Manum, pregnant, Producer, Randy Becker, Receptionist, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sean Allan, Second Associate, Second Nurse, Singer #1, Stephen Snedden, Steven Anderson, sweaty face, syringe, Tammy Ginader, That accent... yikes, The Lone Gunmen, This plot makes no sense, Three Men and a Smoking Diaper, Tom Braidwood, Tonja Kahlens, ultrasound imaging, unable to conceive, Victoria Gallegos, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, woman in labor, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
March 9th, 2016
Join us for Episode 8×12 – “Medusa” as we travel into a mysterious train station being menaced by a phantom, or jellyfish, or sweat activated parasites, or a vengeful mute orphan. Frankly we have no idea what the hell is happening but we know Scully is angry about it. The Lone Gunmen 1×04 “Like Water for Octane” is as questionable as it is mediocre.
Where Karras is a true hero of public transit efficiency.
Tags: Adam Lieberman, Beauty and the Beast, Bill Jacobson, bioluminescence, Boston Legal, Brent Sexton, Bruce Harwood, Calcium, CDC, CGI Flashlight, Christopher Graves, Cleopatra 2525, Clerk, Coffee Shooting, Dana Scully, Dean Haglund, Deputy Chief Karras, Dr. Hellura Lyle, Dr. Kai Bowe, Dr. Tae Bow, Electricity, Figs, FreakyLinks, From where and wherefore did this orphan appear, Fruit Roll-ups, gangbanger, Gillian Anderson, glowing, Hazmat, Henry Farst, It's deffo from the sea, Jason Alexander, Jason Guthrie, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Judith Scott, K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B., Ken Jenkins, Kevin Graves, Kid, Kids don't sweat, Like Water for Octane, Little Dogget, Lt. Bianco, Manly Man Meter, Mark Valley, Mary Kathleen Gordon, Medusa, Melvin Frohike, Michael Eklund, Mulder would have shot that kid, Ninja Turtles, Officer Philbrick, Penny Johnson Jerald, plastic wrapped bodies, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Shareen Mitchell, Shelley Mizer, Stephen Snedden, Steven Melnick, Subway, Sweat, The Agent Dogget Liver Poisoning Game, The Phantom, This is the best skype connection ever, Thug, Timothy Webber, Tom Braidwood, Train station, Victoria Pratt was indeed in Mutant X and Cleopatra 2525, Victoria Smurfit, Vyto Ruginis, Water Powered Car, What is this water faxing machine?, What the hell happened in this ep? Fourvel, Where were they taking those bodies, Why is no one paying attention this footage, Woman, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
March 3rd, 2016
DJ J-Jon JonE Jonathon joins us for Episode 8×11 – “The Gift”. Unlike Mulder, Dogget gets eaten and vomited up by a disease-ridden monster and doesn’t feel compelled to murder an innocent. We witness the most unsettling use of a mask ever in the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×03 “Eine Kleine Frohike” which largely revolves around Frohike trying to look at an old lady’s ass.
Where we say Mulder should stay on his evil table trying to unburn paper.
Tags: A proper Canadian education, Alan Dale, Anna Haag, archival footage, backhoe, Badlaa, birthmark, black and white photograph, Brad Cupples, Brain Slices, Bruce Harwood, Caroline Lagerfelt, cemetery, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Cleaning up Mulder's mistakes, Cleopatra 2525, Creature, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Duchovny is the worst, Dean Haglund, dental retainer, dialysis machine, driving in the rain, elwood new jersey, female in shower, Fox Mulder, Fun Facts, Gillian Anderson, Gross, healing, hidden gun, introtox, introtox.com, intruder, Jilena Cori, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jon is here in these very tags, Jordan Marder, Justin Williams, Leonard Betts, Little Dogget Made of Vomit, Louella Everage, Madame Davos, makeup, Marie Hangemuhl, mask, Matt and Mila were here last week, medicine wheel, Melvin Frohike, Michael McGrady, Michael Wilhelm, Mitch Pileggi, Natalie Radford, Nazi, pastry, Paul Hangemuhl, poisoned, renal failure, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, ring of stones, Robert Patrick, Rustic Woman, Ruth Manning, Scully Wins, Sheila Paterson, Sheriff Kurt Frey, Sin Eater, soul eater, Squeemash Squamish Townies, Stephen Snedden, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Gift, The Lone Gunmen, The truth, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, Tom Braidwood, Unburning Paper, verzenay france, volkswagen bus, Walter Skinner, walther ppk, woman in towel, woman undressing, world war two, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson