November 25th, 2015
Grab your popcorn, Mila joins us to discuss David Duchovny’s second written and directed ep 7×19 – “Hollywood A.D.” A delightful frothy episode of complete nonsense. We get some proper Stingray and have all our theories confirmed.
Where Scully has ALWAYS been in love with the Stingray.
Tags: All fluff, Ally McBeal, Banzingo, Barry K. Thomas, Bees, Bill Dow, Bill Millar, Bones, Brain Breaking, breaking the fourth wall, bubble bath, cameo appearance, Cardinal O'Fallon, Chris Carter, Chuck Burks, Cigarrette Smoking Pontiff, crypt, Dana Scully, Dancing Bone, Daniel Duchovny, David Alan Grier, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Lines, Dharma bum to Dharma bomb, DID NO ONE EXAMINE THIS BOMBING?, Director, Don't have a gun, don't pick up a scalpal by the blade, Don't send your kids to Catholic School, drinking wine in the bathtub, Ed Wood, Every scene must have a button OR nine, extra whip and sprinkls Hold the vanilla, Faith is a form of insanity, Flavor, Fox Mulder, Future events such as these will affect you in the future, Garry Shandling, Gillian Anderson, God's refridgerator, gospel of mary magdalene, Harris Yulin, hindrance-slash-pain-in-the-neck, Hollywood A.D., I am the walrus, I think Tea Leoni is above this, Is he not the guy? Is he resurrected? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? WHO DID SHE AUTOPSY, Is it worse to be David Duchovny's wife or a bug, Jesse L. Martin scale, Jesus, Jon and Cooper, kooky, Lazarus Bowl, male in bathtub, Mass for the non-masses, meta, Micah Hoffman, Minnie Driver, Mitch Pileggi, Morris Fletcher, Mortal Kombat, Mulder's porn tapes on pause, New Moon Rising, No substance, no warrants. no permission. no research. Like studio executives with guns, Nora Dunn, Open your heart flap, Paperwork in his pants, Paul Lieber, Phantom of the Opera, Plan 9 From Outer Space, puns, Rational Zombie, RED ALERT: Jon has a boy cave, reference to ed wood, reference to jesus christ, Richard Gere, roadrunners, Rookie cops playing by their own rules, Rubble, Salamander Letter, Scully and Skinner 4Ever, shooting movie, Sister Spooky, Skin Man, Skinner is the best, Spector Situation, Spooky, Stingray, Sub Zero, Sugar Bear, Super Fancy Cardinal, talking on telephone in a bathtub, Talking salamanders aren't that stranger than angels, Tea Leoni, That's not how phones work, The Inner Sense Part One, The Pretender, THIS is the case that gets them suspended?, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, This phone bit is a nightmare, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tim Roe, Tina, Tina M. Ameduri, Tony Amendola, Walter Skinner, Wayne Federman, What is happening, Who fucked Dope?, Who's Doug's Mom?, woman in bath, You can find Mila keeping to herself, you Cigarette-Smoking Mackerel Snapper, Zombie
November 18th, 2015
Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss 7×18 – “Brand X” wherein the jigsaw killer plays a game in which he fills people’s lungs with bugs. It’s super gross and we are all upset at the lack of Bambi and George.
Where if a bug comes out of you you are DONE.
Tags: A Bug's Life, all things, Alvin Donald Kersh, Anne Voss, Arthur Rosenberg, Ashman, Bambi?, Bang the memories out, Batteries Not Included, Beetlejuice, Beetles, biochemist, Bitch Wife, Brad came across the greatest xfiles spoiler ever, Brad Cupples, Brand X, Bug Theme Parks, Bugs, Caryn West, Children of the Corn, Chim Cheroo, Chris JC, Cigarretes, Claire Laffar, completely unnecessary violence, Corn Man A Comin', coughing, Creep, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, Daniel Brimley, Daniel son of Wilford, Darryl Weaver, David Brimley, David Duchovny, David Duchovny has to stop improvising lines, David Sawyer, David Son of Wilford, Dennis Boutsikaris, Destro, DJ Jonny Jon Jon J Pope, Doctor, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dr. Jim Scobie, Dr. Libby Nance, Dr. Peter Voss, E pluribis unum, face eaten, Fox Mulder, George, Gillian Anderson, Greg Poland, Gross, Harsh Realm, If you lungs filled with bugs you are dead, infestation, insectoids, introtox, introtox.com, Jesse Ventura, Joan Scobie, Jonathon Pope, Kermit, Kersh, Kim Manners, Lead Counsel, Michael Hungerford, Mitch Pileggi, Morley Cigarettes, panic attack, Pat Destro, Press Gang, Reptoids, Richard Cox, Rick Deats, robots, Ron Marasco, Saw, Schrodinger's Fuck, ScienceFacts, Season of the Witch, Second Windbreaker Man, Security Man, Shannon O'Hurley, Silver Shamrock, Smoking like a chimney, So no one checked that glass? Cool., Son, sooo it's not a tobacco beetle at all then? Cool., Spender, Stingray Side eye, Suicide, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Nightmares, Teenser Hitler, Teliko, Terror, The first windbreaker man died 25 yrs ago this very night, The Insider, The Jigsaw Killer, The Mummy, The Pretender, These Transcript writers are going crazy, Thomas Gastall, Thumbs-Up Dog, tobacco beetle, Tobin Bell, Transcript writers working that local flavor, Walter Skinner, Wash your shirt you gross fucks, We're just waiting for Terminator times, Where the fuck was Dr. Bambi, Where the wild things are, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEETLES EVERYWHERE?, Why are you giving him money?, Wilford Brimley, witness protection, X-Files, xfiles, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
November 11th, 2015
Michael David joins us for Gillian Anderson’s entirely unreasonable directorial debut in the collection of scenes labeled as 7×17 – “all things” in various publications that list/describe episodes of this show. Luckily Jon gives us a proper Dragnet tale to lift our spirits.
Where we don’t abuse the beds of friends/colleagues.
Tags: A agent, all things, all things fanfic, Alvin Donald Kersh, Auras, Be Reasonable, Being unreasonable, Blackheart, boom box, Brad Cupples, buddhism, Cancer, Carol, Carol Banker, Chakras, Characters Welcome, Chris Carter Monologue, Claire Laffar, Coincedence, Colleen Azar, Colleen Flynn, coma, Comeback Tammy, Covert Affairs, creepy smiling woman, Creepy stalker grandpa, crop circle, Crop circles are not 'geometrically perfect', Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, Daddy Issues, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, defibrillation, Different Choices, Doctor, Dr. Daniel Waterston, Dr. Kopeikan, Dragnet, Emily Sim, Feng Shui Life, Fishtank UFO, Fox Mulder, Fuck that doctor, Giant hands, Gilbert Gottfried, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Anderson might be the worst, How did she almost hit that woman?, How unreasonably boring is that fanfic, http://www.asapodcasting.com, I can't believe how terrible this is, I'm tired of everything being so reasonable, If your cancer doesn't heal itself it's your fault, IM A DOCTOR!, introtox, introtox.com, Jon Sterling Friday, Lauren Diewold, Little Buddhist Traveler, Lost, Maggie + Mulder 4Ever, mandelbrot fractal, Margaret 'Maggie' Waterston, Meltdown, Michael David picks the worst eps, Minority Report for crop circles, mirage, Moby, monster paws, Mulder is gross, Mulder wins, Mulder's one true love, musk, narrated by character, Nicolas Surovy, Not a fun ride, Not Maggie Gyllenhaal, Not Ray Wise, Nothing happens in this ep, Old man mustache, oodles of pizazz, Phobe Green, ponytail, posing as a gangmember, presuppositional apologetics, Pretendception, Pretentsious, pseudoscience, Quantum Leap, Reason can eat a dick, Reasonable, salad, Scully can't be a homewrecker if the home wasn't wrecked until she already left, Scully! Close your damn windows, Secret suicide, Skyrim Addict Podcast, slide show, Slow Motion, Speaking of different choices... Gillian Anderson make them, Spender, Stacy Haiduk, starts with narration, Stephen Hornyak, Stonehenge, Stop being so rationale, stupid hat woman, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Hates Michael David, Tarter Sauce Joe, Teenser Hitler, The Amazing Neckless Doctor, The American Taoist Center, The Chatter Box Podcast, The Pretender, The worst stalker ever, there's an unreasonable lack of pivotal moments in this ep, This is clearly unreasonable, This is garbage, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiny hands, TXBI, Unnecessary Time Jump, unreasonable, Unreasonable Maggie, Walking into the wrong room, Weirdo CGI old naked mans heart, WHAT IS MULDER WEARING?, Why did he take his clothes off and get in her bed, Why is he Is Ian a catfish?, Winking Buddha, written and directed by cast member, X-Files, xfiles, You and your filthy degenerate reason!
November 4th, 2015
Join Claire and Brad, as no one else was brave enough to do so, as we discuss 7×16 – “Chimera” an episode with a surprising lack of chimeras and a surplus of ugly babies and terrifying Easter bunnies.
Where no one should be that scared of a bird.
Tags: Alvin Donald Kersh, Andrea Kelly, Ashley Edner, attacked by a bird, baby, Baby Katy Adderly, Bacteria, Brad Cupples, breaking a mirror, breaking mirror, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cassius Joyner, Charles Hoyes, Chimera, Claire Laffar, Cloke Revelations, ClokeCast, Creepy Easter Bunnies, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dr. Blankenship, Duke Joyner, easter egg hunt, Ellen Adderly, F. William Parker, fookin grapefruithead, For some reason no one wanted to talk about this episode, Fox Mulder, Fuck Cottage, Gillian Anderson, Gina Mastrogiacomo, How did Scully not figure this out sooner?, How did this child spend over six hours scared of a bird, Howard Crittendon, introtox, introtox.com, Jenny Uphouse, John Mese, Kristen Cloke, Martha Crittendon, Michelle Crittendon, Michelle Joyner, Mirrors, Mitch Pileggi, Monsters, Mulder is the worst, Nevermore, Odin, Outdoor food is a bad idea, Potluck, prostitute, psychology, Raven, Sadsack, scar, School Daze, Sheriff Phil Adderly, Spender, stakeout, Superstar, Tammy Ginader, telescope, Tell don't show, terror rabbit, That bunny is from the wrong side of the tracks, That is an ugly baby, That kid's got a fucking head like a volleyball, The most insane Doctor Who book ever, The Pretender, The Room, The wrong side of town, There aren't any chimeras in this episode, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tommy Wiseau, Vacation points, Walter Skinner, Wendy Schaal, What is a spirit?, What is wrong with this girl, wrong side of the tracks, X-Files, X-Files is clearly much better the less you think/talk about it, xfiles
November 1st, 2015
We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Corey Haim than the werewolf he’s been harassing via the U.S. Postal System. Also someone is using this in their reel to audition for King Lear.
Where werewolf babies are always welcome.
Tags: 1976, alright enough of your damned music that you have preparred we have announcements!, American Werewolf in London, Andy Fairton, barbershop creeping, based of a novelette, based on novel, bear trap, Best dressed, Bill Smitrovich, Bletch, Bob Coslaw, Brad Cupples, Brady Kincaid, breaking a mirror, brother sister relationship, Buying a California Ambulance via recycling... great idea Maine, Chi-Mo, child murder, child uses gun, church, Claire Laffar, clawed to death, Corey Haim, crutches, cult film, Dan Attias, decapitation, Dino De Laurentiis, Disease Vector Russian Roulette, Don't talk about your sister's tits weirdo, Donald Trump's America, dream sequence, drunkenness, Everett McGill, evil priest, eye patch, fireworks, flask, Franklin and Bash, From IMDB triva: 'Even though the werewolf kills people; he does not eat them.' Cool I guess? Whatever., full moon, garter snake, Gary Busey, gas station monster, gazebo, Giant Spider, Gossipy McMustachio, ground fog, Halloween, handicapped boy, Heather Simmons, Herb Kincaid, herda hada herda, HHN, hit with a baseball bat, hit with a chair, independent film, introtox, introtox.com, It started in May in a small town and every month after that whenever the moon is full... It came back, James A. Baffico, Jane Coslaw, Joe Wright, Kent Broadhurst, kite, kite flying, Lawrence Tierney, Leon Russom, Let's keep cakes and lemonades out of pants ok?, Maine, Marty Coslaw, Megan Follows, Millennium, Milt Sturmfuller, motorcycle, Mrs. Sturmfuller, murder, mysterious letter, Nan Coslaw, Owen Knopfler, Owen's Bar, pantyhose, paraplegic, Part human. Part wolf. Total terror, Pennywise the Clown, Preacher, Priest, product placement, Rebecca Fleming, reference to stephen king, reingold beer, Reverend Lowe, rifle, Robin Groves, severed head, Sheriff Joe Haller, shot in the eye, Silver Bullet, sitting in a tree, small town sheriff, stabbed in the stomach, Stephen King, Sweetums Wolf, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Sturmfuller, Tarker's Mills, Terry O'Quinn, That hurts my parts, The Firm, The local tax review quarterly, The Peacemaker, title spoken by character, townsfolk, Uncle Douvee, uncle nephew relationship, Uncle Red, Uncle Red Werewolf Hunter, unwanted pregnancy, Virgil Cuts, voice over narration, Werewolf, werewolf transformation, wheelchair, When darkness falls --terror rises, Whenever the moon is full... it comes back!, why are imdb keywords so insane?, Wilford Brimley, William Newman, Worst dressed, X-Files