August 25th, 2015
Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7×06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hair and even worse ideas. We see the early work of the harbinger of doomsday that will henceforth forever be known as Steve the Beef. A real life X-File terrifies all of us to our core. Harsh Ream 1×02 “Title I Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up” continues to be revolting garbage.
Where no one is named Mike Pinocchio
Tags: ACK PUT A HAT ON THAT THING... OR A BAG, Alyson Reed, attempted murder, bad luck, Billy, Brad Cupples, Bungee Jumper Mysteries, Cannibal, Carl, Cause and Effect, ceiling fan, Chip Fogleman, Chris Carter Civil War Letters, Chris Fogleman, Claire finally admits that her hotmail is garbage, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Did a highlighter explode on all over him?, Dom Magwili, Dominic, Don't watch Harsh Realm, Ernie Lee Banks, Extreme, eye patch, fall from height, falling from height, Final Destination, five card draw, flying squirrell, Fox Mulder, freak accident, Fuck Harsh Realm, Gary Busey, Gillian Anderson, GODDAMN REAL LIFE MONSTER, good luck, Harsh Realm, Head of the Family, Henry Weems, hepatitis, Hiders in the hotel, hit by a truck, How did they get in the building, Hush, I CLOSE MY EYES AND I STILL SEE THAT MISHAPEN HEAD, I have no fucking clue what 'not really a marshmallow' means, If they had spent less money on that stupid UFO in the first ep of this season then this might have been feasible, introtox, introtox.com, Irons are the worst enemy of the mob, Jeff Goldblum, Joe Cutrona, Let's Make a Deal series of clues, Lion Mask Angel, lottery ticket, Luck, Lucy Butler, Maggie Lupone, Marshall Manesh, Maurice Albert, Maurice is the best, Mediocre editing, melrose park illinois, Mook, Most of Willie Garson's career has been spent in a windbreaker, Mouse Trap, Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Haas, Mr. Jank, Mr. Ng, Mulder is really throwing out some dangerous ideas, Mulder what happend to your hair, Mutt Williams, Nicholas Worth, NO NO NO NO, No one is named Mike Pinnochio, None of this makes sense, Pennywise the Clown, playing poker, Plumbing, puff of smoke, Ramy Zada, rare blood type, Richie Lupone, ricochet, Rube Goldberg, rube goldberg machine, Shia LaBeouf, short circuit, sidewalk elevator, Steve The Beef, Stop putting your dog in danger, straight flush, Strange Luck, Super Mario Bros., surviving a fall, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, THAT FACE, THAT GUYS FACE, The Goldberg Variation, The most jaundiced of jaundiced, The Pretender, The Worst Goth, thrown from a rooftop, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tony Longo, Tooms, Weird voiceover, What does it mean?, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD, Why is everyone hanging out with this kid?, Willie Garson, X-Files, xfiles, YIKES
August 18th, 2015
Nutty joins us for 7×05 – “Rush”. Another episode in which people squander their super powers when they could be cracking open ATM’s. There’s some super questionable technology and even more questionable accents. We kick off the harshest of minutes as we discuss the pilot of what might be the worst show ever “Harsh Realm”. Also “The Great Microphone Challenge 2015” continues!
Where we are not whistlin’ dixie.
Tags: 1999, 90210, A policeman AND a aero space engineer? This guy must be pretty super-smart, Advice for new super heroes, Ann Dowd, Bartender, Betty, Bill Dow, Carpet database, Chastity Raines, Choker Tattos, Christopher Wynne, Claire is too busy inadvertantly leading rebellions and winning in her sleep to get introductions in order, Claire's chalkboard is lacking in information, Clueless, Come On, D.B. Sweeney, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Wells, Deputy, Deputy Foster, don't put that gross melty shoe in your mouth Mulder, Don't trade a dog, Dr. Charles Burks, Eobard Thawne, FBI records, FBICD, Florence, Football player injuries, Fox Mulder, Fuck the troops, Fuck you Chris Carter, Fun Facts, Geanie, General Omar Santiago, Get Happy: The Partridge Family Story, Gillian Anderson, Gorilla Grodd, Hardest of Hardship Licenses, Harsh Realm, Harshest of Minutes, Hey Max... your teacher doesn't give a fuck about you, Hybrids, Inga Fossa, It is immoral to be a part of the US military, Jesse Ventura, Les Lannom, Lt. Colonel Gilovich, Lt. Thomas Hobbes, Max Harden, Max Martini, Meg, melted shoes, Michael David Simms, Mike Pinnochio, Mr. Babbitt, Mrs. Reed, Mulder has a chip on his shoulder about these darn kids, Nicki Aycox, nimlas.org, Nurse, Nutty Bites Podcast, Nutty Nuchtchas, Nutty's FBI Records, Parents just don't understand, PCP, Pennywise, Pilot, Plausible Deniability, poltergeist, Princes Daisy, Proffessor Zoom, PS your choker sucks too, Rachel Hayward, Rachel Winfree, Reverse Flash, Rodney Scott, Ron Selmour, Rush, Salt in the wound, Samantha Mathis, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Scott Bairstow, Scott Cooper, Sheriff Harden, Sophie Green, Speed Cheating, Speedforce, State Sponsored Murderers, Super Mario Bros., Supernatural, Tammy is going out of her way to speak away from the microphone, Terry O'Quinn, The best/worst nurse ever, The Database of all shapes of objects, The dog and Terry O'Quinn's mustache are the only redeemable thing in this show, The Flash, The Pretender, The US Military is the largest most powerful terrorist organization in the world, The worst show, There's probably a drawing of a spaceship in that cave, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tom Bower, Tony Reed, Waters, We all know that PCP is just a conspiracy by lazy cops right?, WHERE THE HELL IS TONY'S MOM SUPPOSED TO BE FROM?, Whistlin' Dixie, White Privilege, Your princess is in another castle
August 14th, 2015
If you want to see Lance Henriksen go full-dragon this is the film for you! Call your Daddy and watch 1993’s “Hard Target” There’s a human hunting operation in New Orleans and there only one gross greasy itinerant kickboxer that can stop it. Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks his way into our hearts with some help from his kooky Uncle Douvee played by American Hero Wilford Brimley.
Where Lance Henriksen has kicked his way into all of our hearts.
Tags: $10000, 1993, America, Arnold Vosloo, Barbara Tasker, Billy Ray Cyrus of the Bayou, Cajun, Chance Boudreaux, Chuck Pfarrer, Daddy, Darkman III, Dentists, Det. Marie Mitchell Randy Cheramie, Detective May Haveanaccent, Douglas Binder, Douglas Forsythe Rye, Doves, Elijah Roper, Eliott Keener, Emil Fouchon, Fats Bagelman, Frack, Frick, Full Dragon, Hard Target, He looks like a gross gambit, Her Daddy, Homeless, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jon please explain Police Strike Rules to us, Kasi Lemmons, Lance Henriksen, Lenore Banks, Lost Boys, Luigi, Margi Gras, Marie, Mike Leinert, Mr. Lopacki, Mr. Rober, Natasha 'Nat' Binder, Oh No RATTLESNAKES!!!!, Out of doors AND roofs AND walls, Pigeon whisperer, Pik van Cleef, Randal Poe, Robert Apisa, Robin Hood Arrow, Shop Steward, Snake Punch, Son of the Pink Panther, Surf Ninjas, The Fugitive, The John Woo Movie, The Mummy, The vile Bagel-Man, The word "Daddy" should not be in your script more than half a dozen times if there aren't children in your movie, The worst shots, These Motorcycle Assholes Are Completely Unfair, Uncle Douvee, Union Dues, Waitress, Waterfall Mullet, Willie C. Carpenter, Witchblade, Wonka, Yancy Butler, Your Daddy, Zach Galifianakis
August 11th, 2015
Join us as we say goodbye to the single greatest criminal profiler ever. Chris joins us as we discuss the lackluster 7×04 “Millennium” in which a Millennium Group rando decides to make four (and only four) zombies to bring about the end times. Luckily/unluckily Frank Black is able to save Mulder from his complete incompetence.
Where Frank Black will always be our favorite Dragon.
Tags: "But what if it were true? Good and Evil which would prevail?" #TheWorst, 1999, 2000, A Palin Horse, Becky Crouch - Widow, bible quote, Brad does not condone the use of the word 'Necromonger' in any context. Claire please secretly edit this out of the podcast, Brittany Tiplady, Cellphone out of service, cemetery, Chester Bonaparte, Chip Johannessen, Chris Carter, Chris JC, Colonel Tiny Eyes, crossover, crossover episode, Custody battle, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Detective Sandwich, Dick Clark, Do not go into a basement with a door baricade, Doctor Who, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, DON'T EAT SALT OFF THE GROUND, Doug, Dragon, Fighting Irish, Florida is a nightmare swamp in hell, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Spotnitz, Fun Facts, funeral home, Geanie, Gillian Anderson, Golden Eagles, grave, Gun, Harsh Realm, Holmes Osborne, How popular was this Homeless man?, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Jordan Black, ladder, Lance Henriksen, Lucy Butler, Marilyn McIntyre, Mark Johnson, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, necromancy, new year's eve, No Holds Barred, Nurse Octavia, Octavia Spencer, Owls and Roosters, Press Gang, Protective Circle, quotation from revelations, returning from the dead, Revelation, Risque Business, salt, Seriously if you haven't watched Hard Target... get on it. It's on youtube, Shallow Grave, shot multiple times, Something Blue, Sports Facts, Suicide, tallahassee florida, Taxidermist, Tell us your Chris Carter Secrets, The Color of Night, The Doug Files, The Man... The Voice... The Legend, The Millennium Group, The NecROMANCER, The Old Man, The Visitor, This is sooo boring, Thomas J. Wright, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, Video Tech, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Why didn't you keep track of where the KILLER ZOMBIES are hiding?, Why was that guy buried 30 feet underground?, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
August 4th, 2015
It’s time to wake up from your mythology coma and watch the shockingly good 7×03 – Hungry. In which a wayward batboy battles his destiny and Mark Pellegrino embraces his. We also learn that a single minimum wage employee could get some really nice apartments in CA in 1999. We watch the final episode of Millennium 3×22 “Goodbye to all That” and, as a prelude to what might be a real Monkey’s Paw situation, desperately wish for more.
Where we know the truth about Peter Watt’s Mustache!
Tags: Agent Emma Hollis, Angel's Flight, Anthony Harrison, Apparently people on the internet are trying to stir up twitter beef between us and Kumail Nanjiani, April O'Neil, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Barbara Watts, Bat Boy: The Musical, Bill Lee Brown, Brad Cupples, Brain Flaps, Brittany Tiplady, Burger Chump, Chad Donella, Chasen Hampton, Cheryl Kellough, Chris Carter, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Derwood Spinks, Dings, Donald Pankow - Hungry Guy, Doublemeat Palace, Doug Scaife, Doug the Video Technichian, Dr. Arnett, Dr. Mindy Rinehart, Dudes are the worst... and Mark Pellegrino is always the worst of the dudes, Everyone look around and count how many microphones are in the room with you! Let us know., Eyeroll, Fast Food, FINALLY a video tech gets the thanks he deserves, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Free Fer Fridays, Gillian Anderson, Good Cop Insane Cop, Goodbye to All That, Gothic Music, Grow Up and Shut Up, He respects women for their Boobs AND Brains, How can they afford to live in these places on $5.75 an hour?, Hungry, I am completely prepared to ignore this season of Millennium and next week's X-Files and jump into the comics if need be, I think a blind woman would notice if instead of making shelves a creepo was actually boarding up all the doors and windows, If you haven't seen the Jean-Claude Van Damme; Lance Henriksen; Wilford Brimley film "Hard Target" maybe you should get on that... next week, introtox, introtox.com, It's too damn late to make these turns, Jade Malle, James Edward Hollis, Jeffrey Vincent Parise, Jessica Schreier, Jill Krop, John Beasley, Jordan Black, Judith Hoag, Ken McGreevey, Kerry Zook, Kevin McNulty, Kevin Porter, Kim Manners, Klea Scott, Kumail Nanjiani, Lance Henriksen, Lois Foraker, Lucas Wayne Barr, Lucky Boy, Lucy - 'Lucky Boy' Employee, Mark Pellegrino, Millennium, Monster Mash 2015, Motivational Speaker, Mr. Rice - 'Lucky Boy' Manager, Mulder let a lot of people die for no reason, Newscaster, Pangs, Paramedic, People love to talk shit on the internet, Peter Jennings, Peter Outerbridge, Peter Watts, Peter's Mustache was the killer all along!, Richard Stroh, Rob Roberts, Robble Robble, Robert 'Rob' Roberts, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Stations of the Cross, Stephen E. Miller, Steve Kiziak, suicide by cop, Sylvia Jassy, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn, Thanks Doug, That Hair + Flip Flops = Justifiable Homicide, The Indoor Kids, The Millennium Group, The Pretender, The X-Files Files, Thumbs-Up Dog, Trevor White, Vagina Trees, Vince Gilligan, What is the appeal of cole slaw on your scrotum?, Whoa... Ricardo. You are your own man and you control everything that you do, X-Files, xfiles, Yikes. The Hair