July 28th, 2015
Amanda joins us for 7×02 – The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati – Back in Action: The Reckoning 3D: This Time, it’s Personal. Apparently nothing that happened in the last episode mattered at all. Lots of rando side characters get killed off screen and the word “hybrid” continues to befuddle the writers. In the penultimate episode of Millennium 3×21 “Via Dolorosa” we see the trees again and a super creep that is probably not finale worthy.
Where we’re always thinking.
Tags: Agent Emma Hollis, Agent Flagler, Albert put Scully to sleep, Albert. Diana. and Kritschgau died off screen in this ep, Alex Krycek, Always thinking, Andrew Cavarno, Andrew Wheeler, Anthony Anselmi, Baby Jeezo, Bearded Man, Black Oil, Brain Swap, Brian George, Brittany Tiplady, CGB Spender, Chilled Sunflower Seeds, Chris Carter Monologues, Christian Mythology, Cigarette Smoking Man, Creep Throat, Dana Scully, Dana with an 'I', David Brisbin, David Duchovny, Dead Meat Baldwin, Deep Throat, Don't join the military, Don't talk shit about Ralph Nader, Doug Scaife, Dr. Arnett, Dr. Bambi Berenbaum, Dream, Dream Boy, Død Kalm, Edward Cuffle, Every man is related and every woman is banging all of them, Father Nurray, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Fritz Greve, Fuck Chris Carter, Ghost-Salad Albert, Gillian Anderson, Glen Eberspecher, Hider in the house, Hybrid, I thought Albert was already dead, I wish this wacky little dream suburb was real, In Mulder's dreams he and Fowley have had less sex than in reality, Isolation Training, James Edward Hollis, Jeffrey Vincent Parise, Jerry Hardin, Jesus, John Beasley, John Finn, Jordan Black, Kevin McNulty, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Licking his lips like a real weirdo, Lucas Wayne Barr, Mark Humphrey, Martin Grey, Matthew Glave, Michael Kritschgau, Mitch Pileggi, Nicholas Lea, Old lady lingerie, Paramedic, People need to stop hiding in Scully's House, Peter, Peter Outerbridge, Peter Watts, Phoebe Green, Project Doctor, Second Doctor, So the UFO just says the title of that book?, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Steven Cavarno, Teena Mulder is the worst, Terry O'Quinn, The Initiative, The Last Temptation of Christ, There's only so much bluntness a shitty mother is willing to listen to... and that amount is any liminal amount, This doesn't make any sense at all, Tina with a double E, Tommy Marcetti, Trevor White, Walter Skinner, When did Via Dolorosa, Why does Kritschgau suddenly believe in aliens? His entire character is based around NOT believing in aliens, William B. Davis
July 21st, 2015
Welcome to the Seventh Season of The X-Files! It’s the middle part of a three part ep so you might as well go take a nap in a salad. Luckily Scully with a machete is super foxy. Millennium 3×20 “Nostalgia” is back to season one creeptown but with the addition of the most ridiculous police force ever.
Where Big Daddy tried to watch this episode but it set him right to sleep, it did.
Tags: 17 year Cicadas, A Beautiful Mind, A useless Garbage Episode, Abdoulaye NGom, Agent Diana Fowley, Agent Emma Hollis, Alicia, Alicia's Mom, Anthony Okungbowa, Barnes' Driver, beach, Beer Bad, Big Daddy was a Grand Dragon and told us all about Muderin', Biogenesis, Brad Cupples, BRING BACK KERSH, Claire Laffar, Conrad Roberts, Cora, Cricket Rental, Dana Scully, David Barrera, David Duchovny, Dawn, Dead Cricket Dave, Dr Barnes is a real creep, Dr. Amina Ngebe, Dr. Barnes, Dr. Harriman, everything is a bad omen, Exodus, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Ghostbusters, Gillian Anderson, grasshopper, Gravedigger, How would this help Kritschgau?, I bet Chris Carter is a bad tipper, I genuinely do not understand this episode at all, I have no idea what was happening in this ep, Ian Brown, introtox, introtox.com, Jan McCall, Jenn Griffin, Jerry Neilson, Jim Shield, John Finn, JoNell Kennedy, Kaitlyn Burke, Klea Scott, Lana, Lance Henriksen, Lee Smith, Linnea Sharples, Lisa Marie Caruk, Machete, Madeleine Campbell, Mark Snow imposes himself into this ep of the podcast as he always attempted to do on the show, Michael Ensign, Michael Kritschgau, Millennium, Mimi Rogers, Minister, Mitch Pileggi, Nostalgia, omens, padded cell, Paul Chevreau, Primitive African Man, Remote Viewing, Scully is super foxy in this ep, Scully with a Machete, Sheriff Tommy Briggs, skin flaps, Some Truths Are Not For You, swarm of insects, Tammy Ginader, Tammy's Anti-Luct Butler Propaganda must be Stopped, Ted Marcoux, tent, The FP, The middle part of a three-part episode is always useless dreck, The Sixth Extinction, Tonja Kahlens, Walter Skinner, Warren Sweeney, Well yeah I was masturbating in the boat house but that is completely unrelated to creepo pervert murderer!, What happened in this episode, What is the deal with Deputy Georgia Peach?, What was the plan, Wilson Fisk, X-Files, xfiles, Yikes the music is crazy loud on this one. Direct all your complaints to Claire. Because I can't spend anymore time on this ep of x-files in my life
July 14th, 2015
It’s time for the season six finale as we discuss the theoretically exciting monologue laden kludge 6×22 “Biogenesis” in which magic alien space rocks attack bibles to convey information and Mulder gets fucked crazy. Millennium 3×19 “Seven and One” shows us Frank’s fear of drowning and a lot really random nonsense penned by Chris Carter.
Where Neptune is always there with a refreshing Coca-Cola brand soda!
Tags: A. J. Adamson, Acting Chops, Advice for future super-humans, Agent Diana Fowley, Agent Emma Hollis, Albert Hosteen, Alex Krycek, Andrew Francis, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Aura-Reading Guy, Backstreet Boys Birthday Party, Biogenesis, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, by 10 billion years do you mean 13.8?, CGB, Chris Carter Monologues, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire &Claire, Claire Laffar, Cloak your shit out, clone, Cree, Cree vs Kree, Dana Scully, Dana with an "i" literally fucks Mulder Crazy, Dana with an 'I', David Duchovny, David Duchovny has children? Ack Ack Ack!, Dean Norris, Del Boxer, Did no one else smell the dead body?, Donoterase part 2, Dr. Barnes, Dr. Solomon Merkmallen, Dr. Steven Sandoz, Everything is proof of everything... again, Father Yeager, Floyd 'Red Crow' Westerman, Flying space rock stabs Bible for vague narrative reasons more at eleven, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank is scared of drowning like Mulder is afraid of fire, Frank's Brother, Gillian Anderson, Graduation Day, Harsh Realm, Hider in the house, HIPAA, Howard Gordon, Howie Mandel's props have been used for evil... again, Ice Dragon, introtox, introtox.com, Jordan Black, Judith McDowell, Justine Miller, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Laying in a salad, Liar Liar PANTS ON FIRE!, Loki-mode Krycek, Lucy Butler, Magic Square, Maxine Miller, Michael Chinyamurindi, Michael Ensign, Mike Coleman, Millennium, Mimi Rogers, Mitch Pileggi, Murray Rubinstein, Neptune, Nicholas Lea, Norman Armour, Old Fashioned Monkey-Shiners!, One of those things like a walrus penis, Planet of the Apes, Prometheus, psudoscientist, Samantha Mulder, Scully wins the season, Seven and One, Skinner's secret greenroom cubbyhole, Spender, spoiler alert for the next ep. Brew yourself a few pots of coffee before watching, Stephen E. Miller, Superhuman Life Coach, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, terrible heists, The Forbidden Zone, The Pretender, The worst nurse, Therapist, This changes absolutely nothing, This is a really dumb plan by these aliens, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, Thumbs-Up Dog, wait did she not see that giant ass UFO?, Walrus Penis, Walter Skinner, Why is any of this happening, Why is this paper having any effect on Mulder and no one else?, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Frank Black
July 7th, 2015
Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully’s wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6×21 “Field Trip” Millennium 3×18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.
Where no one understands what was happening to that guy on Millennium.
Tags: Agent Emma Hollis, Angela Schiff, Angry Hollis, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Bardo Thodol, Barry W. Levy, Big Coat, Big Fish, Bog Sludge, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bullfrog Andy, caucasoid, Chopping Wood with Captain Kirk, Claire Laffar, Clones, Coroner, Dana Scully, David Denman, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dirt Water, Doctor Millennium, Doctor Who, DONOTERASE, Dr. Takashi, Evil Lemon Curd, Field Trip, Field Trip... because they're in a field and tripping on mushrooms, Fire in the Sky, Fox Mulder, Fraggle Rock, Frank Black, Fungi, Fungus, Generations, George Lazenby, Gillian Anderson, Goo, grey, hand bags, Harbor Cop, Hiro Kanagawa, HoopleCast, If for some reason you should be watching Star Trek Generations check the ship crashing and look at how weird the scale of the model is compared to the trees, Implants go behind the ear dummy, Inception, introtox, introtox.com, James Hong, Jefferson Dylan, Jim Beaver, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jordan Black, Klea Scott, Krycek, Lana Milford, Lance Henriksen, Lawnmower Man, Mac and Me, Matt got bamboozled, Melvin Frohike, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Monk, Mushrooms, Mustache Man, ND Passenger, Paul Rudd, Peter Watts, realising it is a fakeness, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robyn Lively, Shopkeeper, Skip, Star Trek Generations, Stephen E. Miller, Stingray, Super Mario Bros. The Movie, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, That was a really weird episode of Dallas, The Brown Mountain Lights, The Field Where I Died, The life cycle of aliens, The Nexus, The Office, The Pretender, The Prom, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tom Braidwood, Tzi Ma, Victorian England/France Christmas with Captain Picard, Wallace Schiff, Walter Skinner, What the hell was going on in Millennium?, What will return first the trees or the bowl, Why would a clone have the same fingerprints?, X-Files, xfiles
July 2nd, 2015
Paul and John join us for 6×20 “Three of a Kind” another episode about 1990’s America’s favorite nest dwelling creep club The Lone Gunmen. We also learn for the 8 millionth time how JFK is the most easily accessible baby-boomer nostalgia crutch for any writer on this damn show. Luckily Gillian Anderson is amazing and hilarious. Millennium 3×17 “Darwin’s Eye” is back to super creepy procedural and more Wet-Blanket Hollis Family Dramz.
Where Claire will hopefully not call you a hurtful name.
Tags: 2001 a Space Odyssey, Alf Humphreys, all you can eat lobster is not a great idea, Almost audible askance glances, Angel, Apparently if JFK had not been assassinated nothing bad would have ever occurred, Autopsy sounds are upsetting, Baldwin's only function is to make Hollis less lame, Big Fritz, Boxing, Brad Cupples, Brian Reddy, Bruce Harwood, Bryan Spicer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Camyar Chai, Cass Doyle, Charles Rocket, Choices, Claire Laffar, Claire's views and use of derogatory language do not reflect the views of anyone else on or affiliated with the podcast, Computer generated Robo-Mulder Charles in Charge: Pembrokes or GTFO, Could someone please confirm this weird 9/11 Lone Gunman thing that I keep referencing without bothering to substantiate, Dana Scully, Darwin's Eye, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, decapitation, Def Con '99, Dick Bong, DON'T TASTE THE FLOOR BLOOD YOU GODDAMN MONSTER!, drugged Scully, Dungeons and Dragons, Emma Hollis, Frank Black, Fuck baby boomers, Future Rapists of America, Gigantic injection marks, Gillian Anderson, Grant Ellis, Gross, Hollis: Professional wet blanket, I denounce and reject Claire for her statements against people that she claims to be friends with, I would love to have a cold ice bucket to dunk my head into. #FLSummerIsKillingMe, I'd rather have a Gary Busey Hider in the House than a Frohike Hider in the House, injection gun, introtox, introtox.com, James 'Jimmy the Geek' Belmont, James Edward Hollis, Jason Vorhees, Jeff Bowser, JFK... Again, Jim Fyfe, Jimmy and Timmy, John Beasley, John Billingsley, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Pavlich, John Shiban, Jr. Stingray, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Las Vegas, Little Fritz, Lord Manhammer, Melvin Frohike, Michael McKean, Millennium, Morris Fletcher, Paul Maki, Peter Outerbridge, Phil Abrams, Poker, Qallupilluit, Ranjit Patel, Redhead Geek, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Scully is the best, Shawna Delgaty, Sheriff Randall, Signy Coleman, Sleeping in a Nest, Slitting your own throat, Slot Granny, Slot Shaming, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Stuart Funston, Susanne Modeski, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The Big Bang Theory, The Bong Bridge, The Lone Gunmen, The most full throated defense of "The Big Bang Theory" you are ever likely to hear, The Pretender, THE WORST, There's an 88% chance Byers has fleas, This is a terrible way to get information, This is a very convenient and ill-defined drug, Three of a Kind, Thumbs-Up Dog, Timmy the Geek, Tom Braidwood, Tracy Middendorf, Trees, Twin Palms, Vince Gilligan, Weird Christian Propaganda, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, White Knight, Why are these weird monsters friends?, Why can't Byers go with her?, Why is this lame-o against understanding what is going on in the killer's mind, X-Files, xfiles, Yay for No Mulder, Yikes. Byers is a real Creep, Young Cass