June 23rd, 2015
Chris and John Pavlich join us for 6×19 “The Unnatural” in which we are all shocked to learn that David Duchovny is competent at something. Brad makes an impassioned plea for old-fashioned traditional values. Millennium 3×16 “Saturn Dreaming of Mercury” is more disturbing the longer you think about it as Lucy Butler tries to show up Frank by going through Jordan.
Where we will never take that alien bounty hunter seriously ever again.
Tags: 1947, Agent Emma Hollis, Al Kaplon, Alien, Alien Bounty Hunter, Alien cutbacks, Aliens and Klansmen are easily thwarted with baseballs, all star game, Arthur Dales, Babe Ruth, Bacon Georgia, Baseball, baseball game, Baseball is the worst, bee, Bellflower, Best Alien EVER, Black Coach, Blanket, Bounty Hunter, Brad Cupples, Brian Thompson, Brittany Tiplady, Buck Johnson, Build a space wall!, Burnell Roques, Calm it down Mark Snow, CastleCast, chewing tobacco, Chris hates freedom, Chris JC, Chump, Claire Laffar, Comedy Bang Bang Podcast, Conversations I have Zero Interests in joining, D. Neil Mark, Dana Scully, Daniel Duchovny, David Duchovny, Detective Cool, Did you guys forget that Arthur Dales lives in FL now?, Dillon Moen, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Endgame, Face Change Memo, Fourvel, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frederic Lane, Gabrielle Rose, Gillian Anderson, green blood, grey, hit on the head, Holy Cow, home run, How none of us referenced Rachel Dolezal I can not imagine, ice cream cone, In the big inning. WORST, introtox, introtox.com, Jesse James, Jesse L. Martin, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Joe West, John Pavlich, Jordan Black, Jordan is the best, Josh Exley, Kerric MacDonald, Klea Scott, ku klux klan, Lance Henriksen, Lennie Loftin, Lou Beatty Jr., Lucas, Lucas Sheldon, Lucy Butler, M. Emmett Walsh, Macon Officer, Magical Negro, Miami Connection, Michael Bofshever, Millennium, Moose, New Theme, night game, nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle, Officer Arthur Dales, Officer Coranado, Paul Willson, Piney, pitching machine, Police Officer, Poorboy, Press Gang, Psycho II, pump action shotgun, racially horrific, Racism, Ramjack Podcast, Rent, Robb Reesman, roswell new mexico, saguaro cactus, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Saturn Dreaming of Mercury, Shape shifting doesn't work on reflections, Simon, Slippery phone, So what did happen to 6yr old Josh Exley?, Sofa Dogs Podcast, Supernatural, Tammy Ginader, Ted, The Defenders Podcast, The Flash, The Pretender, The Unnatural, The Welcome Lady, The word Introcast needs to end. It's unnecessary and no one knows what it means that isn't already onboard. People barely know what a podcast is., There's a Thumbs-up dog on the wing!, This episode of Millennium gets creepier after the fact, This is episode is not, Those are intimidating water guns, Time-Traveling Newsie, Tobacco Segregation, Traditional Bedding ONLY, Traditional Condiment Usage, Umpire, Wacky Opening Title, Walter T. Phelan Jr., When comedy fails lean on the composer. When your composer is Mark Snow he leans back HARD, Will Sanderson, X-Files, xfiles, YIP Podcast, you would expect, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
June 17th, 2015
Michael David and Amanda join us to grieve for those poor 30 yr old teenage virgins and Claire as we discuss the blatantly Chris Carter written 6×18 “Milagro”. Millennium 3×15 “Forcing The End” has Hollis save Drusilla’s baby from a Jewish doomsday cult.
Where we demand a proper curfew for thirty year old teenage virgins.
Tags: #TeamFoggy, 30 year old teenage virgins, Agent Emma Hollis, Angelo Vacco, Brad Cupples, Bullfrog Andy, Casey O'Neill, Cemetery Grounds Keeper, Chris Carter, Chris Carter's weirdo fanfiction, Claire Laffar, creepy creep, David Duchovny, David Duchovny is the fastest man alive, Dick Van Dyke Teliko, Does no one respect mail?, Don't throw that baby into a helicopter, Drusilla, Frank Black, Garbage, Gillian Anderson, Guard, Hannibal, hotmail: it's similar to email... if you don't like email, introtox, introtox.com, Jeezo, Jillian Bach, John Hawkes, Jung, Keep your goddamn shoes on, Ken Naciamento Michael Bailey Smith, Kevin, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Maggie, Milagro, Millennium, Monologues, Nestor Serrano, Oblong, Party of Five, Peter Watts, Phillip Padgett, Psychic Surgery, RIP 30yr old teenage virgins, RIP Claire, RIP Thomas, Sixteen? Really? Really?, stalker, Stephen King, Stingray 4Ever, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, The line between Chris Carter's actual writing and fanfiction is imperceivable, THE WORST, They burned themselves!, This ep was written by a freshman in Intro to Psych as he masturbated onto a Joseph Campbell book whilst patting himself on the back, This is terrible, Thumbs-Up Dog, Very Large Guard, wasp attack, We miss Kersh, Why didn't they go see the security guy again?, Why does this lunatic rinse toothpaste out of his mouth with coffee?, Writing, Writing chops, X-Files, xfiles
June 9th, 2015
Jonathon joins us for 6×17 “Trevor” the story of a poor man beaten down by the anti-man femanazi system who gains the power to walk through walls and find clothes that fit vs the dishonorable woman who doesn’t know her place. Millennium 3×14 “Matryoshka” takes us back to 1945 to learn about a Jekyll and Hyde/Incredible Hulk Monster and J. Edgar Hoover’s interaction with the Millennium Group.
Where shoes and ponchos are base requirements.
Tags: Agent Emma Hollis, Alex Ferguson, Apparently Hillary pretended to have a southern accent... maybe she'll start pretending not to be a war hawk and a extreme corporatist as well, Barbara Bain, boarding up a house, Brad Cupples, Brad really takes it to the Welsh and their aggressively nonsensical use of vowels and consonants, breaking a window, Carbon, Catherine Dent, character name in title, Claire Laffar, Clyde Tolson, Condoms, David Bowe, David Duchovny, David Fredericks, Dirt Shack, DJ Jonny Jon Jon J Pope, Dr. Alexander, Dr. Caton, ET, Frank Black, Frank Novak, Gary Busey, Gillian Anderson, Hey Trev Trev you know how you've got a little pinky? Well here's Daddy Pinky's Pinky, Hider in the house, hit by a car, introtox, introtox.com, It's a dirt shack farm, J. Edgar Hoover, Jackie Gurwitch, Jekyll and Hyde Hulk, John Diehl, John Wick, Jonathon Pope, June Gurwitch, Klea Scott, Lamont Johnson, Lance Henriksen, Lilly Unser, Mark Houghton, Matryoshka, meridian mississippi, Merkel Markel Merkel, Michael Lanyard, Millennium, nail through hand, No body wants to be a Trevor, Ocean Hellman, Peter Hanlon, Peter Watts, Poncho's and shoes at every entrance and exit, prison, Rob Bowman is a sexist douche, Robert Werther, Rubber Bullets, Shinto God of dirt jails, Someone please explain this ET condom joke, Southern names are awful, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Superintendent Raybert Fellowes, Tammy Ginader, telephone booth, Terry O'Quinn, That Wedding Magazine is Upsetting, The 7th Guest, The Pretender, This ep could really use a Gallagher style giant rubber mallet, This Millenium Episode is pretty much an X-Files ep, title spoken by character, Tornado, Trevor, Tuesday Knight, unpaid bill, Walking through walls, Wally Dalton, Whaley, Wilson 'Pinker' Rawls, X-Files, xfiles, Young Lilly Unser
June 2nd, 2015
Alirio helps us make sense of 6×16 “Alpha” in which a weredog shapeshifter mails himself to himself as a possible insurance fraud scheme? Also Scully is jealous of a werido Mulder met in a dog fetishist chatroom. Millennium 3×13 “Antipas” brings back Lucy Butler who Freddy Kruger rapes Frank.We also learn that Frank Black does not abide hedge mazes.
Where we all stay in school, put on sunblock, and don’t have dream sex with the devil.
Tags: A human that thinks like an animal, A large rangy animal with primitive even pre-evolutionary aspects, A strange bird, a/s/l? n2 K9?, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio wants the canid terrorists to win, Alpha, Andrew Robinson, animal attack, Animal Control, Art Hindle, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Bloodlust, Boring, Brad Cupples, Buck, caged animal, Canid, Cardassians, Chris Carter's Hometown, Claire Laffar, Cryptozoologist, Dana Lee, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Starwalt, dewclaw, dhl, Divina Saxum, Dog, Dog Gone. Doggone, Doggy 9/11, Doggy Chump, Dogs with thumbs, Don't kill a dog, Dr. Ian Detweiler, Dr. James Riley, Fish & Wildlife Officer Frank Fiedler, Fong, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Black has no time for hedge maze antics, freighter, Gardener, Gillian Anderson, Hellraiser, Hollis does not fuck around with snakes, Hot Dog... The Movie!, How are there no cute dogs in this ep that is lousy with dogs?, How many times do you have to shoot a dog?, I don't know much about the military. But I do know they can all go fuck themselves. #StateSponsoredMurderers #ShittyCareerChoices, I really wish we could have seen Mulder introduce Karin (with an 'i') to Teena (with a double 'e'), I will be awaiting Alirio's delivery of a $2 coin, introtox, introtox.com, Jake Conroy, James M. Connor, Jay Brazeau, Jeffrey Cahn, John Saxum, Karin Berquist, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Light sensitive lupus, Lloyd Berry, Long-Haired Man, Lucy Butler, Melinda Culea, Merchant Marines, Michael Mantell, Millennium, Mulder and Karin's ideal date would end with Demolition Man Style Virtual Reality Sex, Mulderbot cannot compute, Mute Fail, Oblong, OTR, Pan pipes of xenophobia, Pet Puppies, Peter Markle, PotentialCast, Pound Puppies, Pre-evoutionary, Press Gang, Quiz, Rachel Victoria, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Scott Heindl, Selwyn Wassenaar, severed hand, So what part of his plan didn't involve dying in a shipping crate?, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyager, Stay in school!, Stephen E. Miller, Susan Hogan, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is mad sexist, Tammy the Terminator, The Last Word Podcast, The most obvious ep ever, Thomas F. Duffy, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiger, title spoken by character, Trickster dogs can't open deadbolts, Tuan Tran, Umm how is this dog smarter than humans, Una Saxum, underWere, Unwieldy Safewords, Wanshang Dhole, WereDog By Night, WereGarak, Werewolf, Werewolves, Why is Scully jealous of this weirdo light-sensitive-lupus-ravaged-dog-fetishist?, Woo, X-Files, xfiles, Yau-Gene Chan, Yee, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio