Alirio and Heidi join us for 6×11 “Two Fathers”. It’s the mythology episode Claire has been begging for! Thrill at the minutes of valuable screen time devoted to an unnecessary exposition monologue! Marvel at the most racially uncomfortable writing sense the last time Chris Carter dared to have a black person in one of his scripts! Rage at the injustices heaped upon Jeff Spender: Champion of the Taxpayer! Agonize over the puzzle of why this episode is called “Two Fathers”. In Millennium 3×08 “Human Essence” Hollis has to clear her name and rescue her illegitimate junkie half-sister from a terrible plot.
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Where words have meanings.

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Listen to Episode 6×11 – 1:56:59

Tags: "I'm ready to J-O-B just not on some jagoff shoeshine tip", "Yo Homestyle cough up the rock", A case of the yips, Agent Diana Fowley, Agent Emma Hollis, Al Ruscio, Alex Krycek, Aliens, Alirio Ferreira, Angie WATCH YOUR BACK. #RougeCop #SeeSomethingSaySomething, Arson, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Assistant Director Walter Skinner, Bad Girls, Basketball, Basketball Player, Basketball Sweaters, Brad Cupples, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bullfrog Andy is like a less interesting Boss Hogg, Canada, Candy-Apple, Candygram, Cassandra is the worst, Cassandra Spender, CastleCast, Check n' Spender, Chester George Barnabus Spender, China, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologues, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Conspiracy, Damon P. Saleem, David Duchovny, Department of Justice, Don S. Williams, Don't taste white powder found in envelopes, Dr. Eugene Openshaw, Et tu Stingray?, Exposition George, FBI Agent, Fifth Elder, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, First Elder, Flukie - Gold Medal Olympian, Fourth Elder, Frank Black Klea Scott, Frank Ertl, Frank Spotnitz, Frank turns into a dragon to escape an exploding building, George Murdock, Gillian Anderson, Greg Evigan, Heidi Jenkins, Heroin, Hey Hollis? why are you cloaking out?, Hey transcript writers... are you OK?, Hollis is the worst, How did you get your clothes?, How is Diana still awake?, Human Essence, Humanzees, I'm pretty sure Chris Carter's version of "The Godfather" is closer to Corky Romano, In what way do they look like monsters?, introtox, introtox.com, Jeff Spender: American Hero and Champion of the Taxpayer, Jeffrey Spender, Kersh, Kill Switch, Kim Manners, Lance Henriksen, LEAVE SPENDER ALONE, Milk, Millennium, Mimi Rogers, Mitch Pileggi, Monsters, Mr. Ho, Mulder and Scully might have gotten fired... AGAIN, Mulder is NOT a special snowflake, My Two Dads, Mythology, Nicholas Lea, Nick Tate, Nopenheimer, Nopenshaw, Paul Reiser, Paul Reiser and the other guy, Peter Outerbridge, Pizza Guy, Pool, PotentialCast, Powerpoint, Previously on, Racism, Relax your jaw and your pelvis, Samaria Graham, Scully's Short Skirt, Second Elder, Sexy Lego Robot Guard, So... you don't have evidence then..., Soooo apparently Krycek and Spender are immune to the extremely toxic alien blood, Special Agent Barry Baldwin Stephen E. Miller, Spender > Luke Skywalker, Stephen Chang, Stop being a dick to Spender, Stop smoking IN THE HOSPITAL, Take him to his damn mother already, Tammy Ginader, Tamra Caffrey, That is not what hybrid means, The cliffhanger of this episode rests on if you think Mulder might murder an innocent defenseless old woman, The Iron Sheik, The Pretender, The Proffessor SAT DOWN!, The Truth Out There, The X-Files, They had cleaned up the mythology and then they jump full force into all the awful garbage mythology, This doesn't make sense at all, This episode is brought you by hotmail: for when you don't really need your mail, Those faces rip off very easily, Trust no one, Two Fathers, Valerie Pettiford, Veronica Cartwright, Who are the two fathers?, Why aren't we working with the Rebels?, Why is everybody treating Spender like crap?, Why is Mulder hiding?, Why would shapeshifters need to mutilate their orifices, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, You should not use the same nickname for your girlfriend as your sister. That is weird.

Evangeline and Will join us to discuss 6×10 “Tithonus” in which Scully goes on adventure, with the guy who isn’t Ryan Reynolds but might be from the 1940s, to track down a guy that might be from the 1840s. She then becomes immortal by acting like a J.J. Abrams apologist and ignoring lens flare. Millennium 3×07 “Through a Glass, Darkly” is a super creepy episode that takes us back to the salad days of season one.

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Where we don’t whine about immortality.

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Listen to Episode 6×10 – 1:57:10

Tags: A Scully episode that doesn't have her shitty family or baby Jeezo, A super creepy Millennium, Agent Peyton Ritter, Alfred Fellig, Alma Kersh, Alvin Donald Kersh, Ambulance EMT, Ange Billman, Assistant Director Alvin Kersh, Background checks have more significance on the world than Mulder and Scully's Involvement in a great deal of the X-Files Cases, Barry Wiggins, Blue Collar Man, Brad Cupples, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Claire Laffar, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Cupcake stealing fucker, David Duchovny, Dawg... you aren't THAT old, Death, Dell Yount, Desk Sergeant, Does everyone in this ep have a hangover and/or migraine? Turn on the lights, Don Fehmel, Don't get in that car, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Evangeline Spachis, F1b Miniature Goldendoodle, First Young Agent, Frank Black, Frank Black could have sorted out the Laura Palmer case in about 48hrs tops, Frank Briggs, Geezer? Really?, Geoffrey Lewis, Gillian Anderson, Hinkie? Really?, Hooker, Hooker Hassler, Hooker Helper, Hooker Hitter, Hooker Homicide, Hooker Hustler, How did they get to the police station?, I can't believe I'm still editing this... I have no idea what we are even talking about right now... I have to leave for work in five hours, I forgot Hollis was even in this ep, I guess the lightbulb budget was drastically slashed for this ep, I'm gonna need these unappreciative sadsacks to stop getting immortality, If lens flares are death then J.J. Abrams is the harbinger of Death, If you are looking for Evangeline you've already found her, If you close your eyes you can't die, Immortal, inmates should probably not have matches, introtox, introtox.com, It would have helped if we were speaking into the correct microphone... but this is free and after 4 hrs I am insanely tired so their is only so much I can do to fix it, James Pickens Jr., Javier Grajeda, Johnny-On-The-Spot? Really?, Jolyon Reese, Jordan Black, Kersh = Hero, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Left to her own devices Tammy would only update the software on those devices once every 78 years, Lens flares need to stop taking work from Martin Short, Light-up sneakers, lil Hulk, Love lasts 75 years... if you're lucky, Malcolm Wiggins, Martin Short as Death, Matt Gallini, Max Brunelli, Michael Watkins, Millennium, Montages, Muck up my case? Really?, Naomi Matsuda, New York, Nicky Fane, NYPD Detective, Olivia Kersh, Our cannon is better than their cannon, Paul Jarrett, Penny Kersh, Randle Jarret, Richard Ruccolo, Ritter is the worst, Ritter is thorough in his research not his gun safety training, Sam Petersen, Scott Sowers, Scully's Desk, Second Young Agent, Secretary, Sheriff Paul Dietz, Slow Healing Immortals, So are blind people immortal, So how is Ritter not in prison?, Soft kidnapping, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Tammy Ginader, Technical Issues, Teliko, The Briggs Family Tree, The Mustache Year, The Practice, The Pretender, The Zeppo, This ep really needs more montages, This episode is brought you in slightly higher bitrate than a game of Pole Position, This guy was killed over light-up sneakers... hey 90's... WHAT IS UP? ARE YOU OK?, Thomas Kincaid's "Christmas Cottage", Through a Glass Darkly, Tithonus, Tom McCleister, Tooms, Truck Driver, Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place, Unsinkable, Vampires. Highlanders. Dana Scully = Immortal. Great Hair. Can't Have Children, Vince Gilligan, Weegee, Werewolf Cat, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, Will Johnson, William MacDonald, Wowzers little lady this jamoker is doing my head in! After we nab this crook would you care to grab a rasberry phospate down at the Five-and-Dime or maybe take in a picture show?, X-Files, xfiles, Yellow Fever

Watch out for the terror-birds and typewriters! Alirio and Alex join us as we marvel at the excitement of violations to bio-medical export laws! The stingray has been poisoned by not-so-nano-robots and it’s a race against the clock to solve the convoluted mystery… or not? Meanwhile Millennium 3×06 “Skull and Bones” takes another step towards becoming the X-Files as the shades of gray evaporate even further.

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Where we all are thankful for Security Officer Lewis.

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Listen to Episode 6×09 – 2:01:50

Tags: 9/11 is Mulder's Fault, Alex has a roughly 13% chance of not pronouncing 'ultraviolet' as 'ultraviolent', Alex Krycek, Alexander Green, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio throws a pencil into a spitoon, Alvin Donald Kersh, Amani, Apparently I confused "Huey's" for "Rendevous" in Memphis... hurrah I'm forgetting my TN facts!, Arlene Pileggi, Arye Gross, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Assistant Director Walter Skinner, astral projection, Award winning? Really?, Bird attack, Boxing, Brad Cupples, Bravehearts, Bullfrog Andy, Carbon, CCH Pounder, Cheryl Andrews, Chopped Arm Bonus, Claire Laffar, Claire the boxing ninja, Claire thinks every mysterious figure is Krycek, Claire wants Krycek to be Inspector Gadget so bad, Clown, Cupcake, D.O.A., Daredevil, David Duchovny, Doctor's LOVE pronouncing people dead apparently, Dr. Katrina Cabrera, Dr. Kenneth Orgel, Dr. Plant, ED, Edward Norton's weird brother, Emma Hollis, Enhance!, eyeball injections, Frank Black, Gillian Anderson, greenscreen children's photos, Gun happy Mulder, Health Maintenance Organization, Helpless, Hey doctor maybe don't let your patient die, Hoarders, Hollis spends 98% of her day looking confused, How would you forget seeing a secret mountain man jeezo in the FBI building, If he had been using a garbage can instead of the floor he would have already found that photo, introtox, introtox.com, It follows, It's in you, It's treason for a bird to menace a sitting senator, Jake 2.0, Jeezo Krycek, Jeff Spender, Jenny Gago, John Towey, Kenneth Tigar, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, lasering all the arteries, Lewis the unthanked security guard, lostinthewash, Marvel at the excitement of violations to biomedical export laws!, Mike Tyson, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder sits in the dark at work for no reason, Nicholas Lea, Pennywise the Clown, Peter Outerbridge, Peter Watts, Pigeon Attack, Police Scanners haunted my childhood, Press Gang, R.I.P. Millennium we miss you, rabbit punch, Ramjack, Ramjack Podcast, Raymond J. Barry, Ribbet, Richard Feynman, Robot Voice, Rudolph Maté, Science Facts, Scully is still Skinner's emergency contact, Senator Richard Matheson, Senatorial Photobooth, Shutter bots, Skinner's Assistant, Skull and Bones, Slacker editing, Smug Nurse, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Sports Facts, SR 819, Stephen E. Miller, Stingray, Stop walking on other people's documents, Super Serious Slacker Editing, Tammy Ginader, Tammy was killed by typewriters after recording this voicemail, tender moments, Terry O'Quinn, That is literally your only lead, The Assassin, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The Pretender, their really stretching the definition of 'nano', those are some pretty big carbon nano-gears, Ultron, Very well known... as far as physicists go, We desperately need Moira's input on this ep, Well... I guess we could chop off his arms, Whale Music, Winter Soldier Krycek, X-Files, xfiles, you can't open a lock with a letter opener... but you can open a letter with it... or not, You're too close to the truth or something

Chris joins us to discuss 6×08 “Rain King” in which Scully and Mulder play matchmaker in a weirdly asymmetrical manner to coerce, former-SNL-star-turned-craven-conservative-lunatic, Victoria Jackson into dating a sexually frustrated weatherman. Millennium 3×05 “…Thirteen Years Later” is a bonkers whirlwind of wackiness with KISS.

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Where we know all the A.D. Kersh Facts.

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Listen to Episode 6×08 – 2:00:31

Tags: ...Thirteen Years Later, 1/64th Cherokee, 5&2, Ace Frehley, Adults Giving Valentines Cards is Weird, Alvin Donald Kersh, Amani, Brad Cupples, Buddy Christ, Campin' Buddies, campinbuddiesmovie.com, Carrie, Chris JC, Cindy Culpepper, Cindy is the best, Cindy is the first person to ask if they have a warrant, Claire Laffar, Clayton Rohner, Conservatives, Cupcakes, Daryl Mootz, David Duchovny, David Manis, Dirk Blocker, Dirt Water, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Don't taste fake blood. Also don't taste anything on a hotel bedspread. EVER., Donnelly Rhodes, Driven insane for the third time in Frank's Life, Drought, Emma Hollis, England only allows so much skype across the ocean, Ethics in weather journalism, Eva O'Malley/Marta Danbury, Feel free to keep making fun of her until we find out she is actually mentally ill and not just a jerk, Finger Sandwiches, Fire Walk With Me, Fog? --Holman!, Francesca Ingrassia, Frank Black, Friday the 13th, Fun Facts, Game changing casting facts, Gene Simmons, Gillian Anderson, hail stone, Halloween, He is risen, He makes it rain, Heart shaped hail, Hollis are you ok? Have you ever seen a horror movie?, Holman Hardt, Horror film, I dread the mythology coming back, If the weather can affect emotions then maybe emotions can affect weather... WHAT. SERIOUSLY?, introtox, introtox.com, Islamic-Commie-Socialist Conspiracies, It's not safe on this planet, Jeezo, Jeff Yagher, Jeffrey Bell, Jim Pirri, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Kansas, Kate Luyben, Kersh and Spender go camping, Kim Manners, KISS, Klea Scott, Kroner, Lance Henriksen, Lighning rod, Look he's going to destroy the town if you don't love him so just do it... ok?, Mark Bianco, Matthew Walker, Mayor Jim Gilmore, Mega Choker, Millennium, Mr. Lee, Mulder is the worst, MythBuster Facts, Nightmare on Elm St., Paul Stanley, Peter Criss, Poor-man's Bill Paxton, Press Gang, Prosthetic Leg, Questionable Wikipedia Photos, Rain Dance, Rain King, Rainbow, Return to Oz, Rock the Boat, Rowdy Beeman, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Secret Engadgement, Sharia Law, Sheila Fontaine, Sheriff Fritz Neuenschwander, Sir Douglas Latham, Skype, SNL, So many kooky episodes in a row, storm cloud, Tammy Ginader, Tammy respects the Peacocks for their work but she will never love them, technical difficulties, Terror sinks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Thanks a lot OBAMA!, The Bastard Son of 100 Maniacs, The dumbest thing Mulder has ever said, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The Things We Do For Love, The weatherman, There are some very hilariously deluded never-to-be-ingénues in college theatre departments across the nation, There is no chemistry between Mulder and Scully, This ep should have been directed by David Lynch, Twister, Victoria Jackson, Waiting for Guffman, Weather Wizard, Wet dog Scully, WHAT DO THEY TALK ABOUT WHILST TRAVELING?, Wheelers, When and How are all of these people suing Daryl, Wikipedia, Wizard of Oz, X-Files, xfiles

Alirio joins us for the super special episode 1×14 “Ranger Jarod” in which everyone’s favorite super smart guy pretends to be an Army/Park Ranger and loses his virginity. Jarod learns about Star Wars, The Three Stooges, and Boners. Broots and Miss Parker battle for worst dressed.

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Where we don’t smile at the tragedy of others.

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Listen to Episode 1×14 – 1:34:20

Tags: A dark Muppet Babies, Able to pretend to have other jobs, Alex Wexo, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio got "The Jarod" Jarod is a Creep, Andrea Parker, Ashley Peldon, Big Bob, Bird Boner, Boing!, Brad Cupples, Brandis Kemp, Broots, Butter Eating Arctic Explorers are the WORST, Chris Hansen, Chris Williams, Claire Laffar, Data, Days of Our Lives, Deep End of the Ocean, Derek Kobey, Elpidia Carrillo, Integrity in games journalism, introtox, introtox.com, Is he supposed to be a Park Ranger of an Army Ranger? Those are theoretically different skill sets... right?, Jack Kehler, Jake 2.0, Jarod, Jarod Corkboard, Jarod discovers boners, Jarod Flyer, Jarod Forest, Jarod improvise-name, John Griffin, John Posey, Jon Gries, Little Bob, Lodz, Lost ripped off the pretender, Manatou, Marmaduke is America's 27th favorite comic strip canine, Michael T. Weiss, Miss Parker, Miss Parker's Pimp, Miss Parker: Adolescent Call-girl, Mrs. Simpkins, Nia, Nights to Dragon One, Patrick Bauchau, Poor Man's Spock, PotentialCast, Pretender, Ranger Jarod, Robot Monsters, Ryan Merriman, Shhhh... shhh, Simulations, Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland, Stan Conrad, Star Wars, Statue Porn, Stop Smiling, Storm's a' brewing, Supersmart, Sydney, Tammy Ginader, Tammy's favorite ring, The Centre, The Incredible Hulk, The J-Files, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The most impractical bandage taping ever, The Pretender, The Three Stooges, Thrillogy Night, Tiny Little Women, Troubled urban kids exploring the woods, Uncle Rico, Upsetting IMDB photos, Victor Simpkins, Werewolf, WHAT WAS BROOTS WEARING?, Who wants to hump that?, Windigo, Windom Earle, Young Jarod, Young Miss Parker, Young Sydney