Episode 5×15 – Travelers
December 31st, 2014
Chris Joins for 5×15 “Travelers” an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called “X-Files” imaginable. An epic West Side Story Battle between Owls and Roosters begins on Millennium 2×15 “Owls”.
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Where Roy Cohn is always the monster.
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Listen to Episode 5×15 – 1:50:28
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Holiday Special – Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
December 25th, 2014
Happy Holidayzzz. It’s sequel to the most cherished of mutant snowman serial killer classics! Jack Frost ventures to the Bahamas to get his revenge on Sheriff Sam and some super questionable stereotypes. But who’s the real monster the killer mutant snowman OR Captain Fun?
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Where we don’t do archery or potato-sack races on our vacation to the Bahamas.
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Listen to the Episode – 1:16:37
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Episode 5×14 – The Red and the Black
December 24th, 2014
A second part of a two-parter that doesn’t completely fall apart? Evangeline joins us for 5×14 “The Red and the Black” There’s a vague ill-defined war going on between alien factions. Scully acts like a real Mulder-dummy and has regression hypnosis before having sense talked into her by Jeffrey Spender, American Hero and future half of the hottest new buddy cop show. Frank uses his Dragon powers to catch sin eater/urban legend dream catcher in Millennium 2×14 “The Pest House”
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Where Jeffrey Spender gets the respect he deserves.
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Listen to Episode 5×14 – 1:58:54
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Episode 5×13 – Patient X
December 16th, 2014
DJ Jon Johnny Jon and Matt A join us for 5×13 “Patient X” in which Krycek and Cobrakai get super steamy on a ship. We are all shocked to realize Mulder still doesn’t believe in aliens (just vampires) and Cigarette Smoking Man is still dead. In the super creepy Millennium 2×13 “The Mikado” we go back to a time to when there were only 473 porn sites on the web.
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Where we are the only people that remember that Mulder was infected with the Black Oil.
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Listen to Episode 5×13 – 1:49:49
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Episode 5×12 – Bad Blood
December 9th, 2014
It’s time for whimsical unnecessary-murder-by-law-enforcement officials as Mulder guiltlessly kills someone because he thinks they might be a vampire. Luckily by Mulder’s definition absolutely every person place and/or thing is a vampire. Dave and Matt join us for 5×12 “Bad Blood”. Millennium 1×12 “Luminary” brings back introduces us to Terry O’Quinn’s mustache family and we are attacked by Chris Carter monologues.
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Where the definition of vampire is much less amorphous.
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Listen to Episode 5×12 – 1:46:53
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Episode 5×11 – Kill Switch
December 3rd, 2014
Let’s hack the planet with Ian and Chris for 5×11 – “Kill Switch” Wherein Scully falls in love with a cyber-raccoon and David Duchovny attempt to make some acting choices. The assisted suicide episode of Millennium 2×11 “Goodbye Charlie” is another great and subtle ep.
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Where no one would keep Scully as their primary care physician.
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Listen to Episode 5×11 – 1:55:00
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