Episode 4×04 – Unruhe
April 30th, 2014
West join us for a super creepy episode in which Scully has been kidnapped… again. Mulder’s genie is also in full effect running around and weaving an absolutely insane and wholly impenetrable plot about future-predicting/empathic photographs. Meanwhile Frank Black is stopping the least popular delivery service EVER.
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Where the howlers are always howling!
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Listen to Episode 4×04 – 1:53:31
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Episode 4×03 – Teliko
April 22nd, 2014
Matt stops by to help us despise, hamburgle, and oscillate between shock and amusement on the subject of ‘Teliko’ the least racist racist episode of X-Files. Meanwhile an old friend returns in ‘Dead Letters’ when Pennywise comes to Millennium (and doesn’t kill the wife and/or daughter… yet).
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Where fountains are treated with the respect they deserve. Maybe too much respect.
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Listen to Episode 4×03 – 1:59:52
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Episode 4×02 – Home
April 15th, 2014
Guys if you’ve been waiting for an actually scary episode this is it! DJ_J-Pope_Jonny_Jon_Jon rolls out from his hidey hole to discuss the creepo monster episode ‘Home’. Where the monsters are monsters and the police are shockingly incompetent. Millennium descends into full-on Chris Carter dialogue and somehow the wife and daughter are still alive.
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Where there are no monsters under our beds.
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Listen to Episode 4×02 – 1:59:52
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Episode 4×01 – Herrenvolk
April 8th, 2014
Dave joins us as we kick-off season four if you love word association and/or suffer from insomnia this is the episode for you! We also announce our ‘Introgram X’ Contest and talk about the super creepy pilot of Millenium.
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Where… Facebook –> Social Network –> Network–> Net–> Caught in a net–> Mermaids –> it’s all about mermaids.
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Listen to Episode 4×01 – 2:10:49
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Episode 3×24 – Talitha Cumi
April 4th, 2014
Do you like super exciting groundbreaking game-changer season finales? … Maybe it’s time to branch out and try this episode instead. Steph and Kim join in to discuss Talitha Cumi. It’s a mythology episode in which a family member’s life is in danger. Now with even more unnecessary fight scenes, unnecessary lamp breaking, and a truly unnecessary lack of Little Traveler.
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Where Scully is the victor of Season Three!
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Listen to Episode 3×24 – 2:06:30
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Episode – Intro To Mysteries
April 1st, 2014
In this episode we learn about the hard physical evidence of The Men in Black, the escapades of a larger than life hero, the ghostly antics at the General Wayne’s Inn, a lost mob treasure, Guardian’s Canadian UFO, the heartwarming 200th mystery solved, a missing heir to a vast estate, and Omar’s creepy arsonist pal.
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