Krycek is back, The Stingray is down, and there’s an old man babbling an incoherent Chris Carter monologue. Moira visits as we navigate a lot of flashbacks and some truly industrious black oil in the beginning of another two-parter ‘Piper Maru’.

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Where no one plays in the road.

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Listen to Episode 3×15 – 1:50:12

Tags: Alex Krycek, arbitrary black and white flashback, Ari Solomon, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Commander Johansen, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dr. Seizer, Engineer #1, Eye-cek, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck Chris Carter, Fuck that goddamn choker bitch, Gauthier, Gillian Anderson, Hong Kong, In the Navy, introtox, introtox.com, Jeraldine Kallenchuk, Jo Bates, Joan Gauthier, Joel Silverstone, Kimberly Unger, Krycek, Lenno Britos, Luis Cardinal, Mitch Pileggi, Moira Browne, Morris Panych, Nicholas Lea, P-51 mustang, pardon my gender type, Paul Batten, Piper Maru, radiation burns, Rob Bowman, Robert Clothier, Robin Burdge, Rochelle Greenwood, Russell Ferrier, Saloon Desk, San Diego California, Scully loses for the first time in a while on the ep she was Emmy nominated for, Skinner + Scully 4Ever, somatic or acute, Spy-cek, Stephen E. Miller, Stingray, Stop Sign Operator is the lamest job ever, submarine, Tammy Ginader, Tell then show then tell again: The Chris Carter Method, The Gray-Haired Man, The Medic, The Waitress, This does not make sense, Threatening people is much more suspicious than ignoring them. Maybe don't have your important assassination calls go to a shitty restaurant payphone., Village People, Walter Skinner, Wayne Morgan, We bury our dead alive. We hear them every day. They talk to us. They haunt us. They beg us for meaning. Conscience... it's just the voices of the dead trying to save us from our own damnation." <-, We bury our dead living?, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OLD MAN TALKING ABOUT?!?, WHY ARE kids in the middle of the street? Lamest Flashbacks ever, Why the hell does anything this old man says actually matter?, worst photoshop, X-Files, xfiles

Watch out there’s Were-Goyles running amok… or something. We have no clue what the hell is going on but it’s full of shenanigans. Zoe helps us decipher “Grotesque” in which Mulder and his former lover fight over investigation vs reading about gargoyles whilst going insane.

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Where Were-Ghost-Cats and Were-Goyles are always welcome.

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Listen to Episode 3×14 – 1:32:12

Tags: Agent Bill Patterson, Agent Nemhauser, Agent Sheherlis, Bonkers, Brad Cupples, Chelsea Smile, Chester Bonaparte, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologues, Claire Laffar, Clarence Boddicker, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Fair Haired boy, Fox Mulder, Gargoyles, Ghost Were-Cat, Ghosts, Gillian Anderson, Green goblin, Greg Thirloway, Grotesque, Hello... is it me you're looking for?, How is Mulder not in jail?, Howard Gordon, introtox, introtox.com, Is Robin making a joke or just saying random words?, IT, John Mostow, Kasper Michaels, Kim Manners, Knees dirtying, Kurtwood Smith, Levan Uchaneyshvili, Licking the Greasy Floor of Hell, Lionel Richie, little teenser flashlight, Mean-Spirited? OOOH SICK BURN! FACED! SCRATCH MODED!, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Model, Mulder is a dick, Pennywise, redwop: for when you have more time than social skills, Robin Burdge, Robin is still workshopping a joke about being caught "Red-Foreman" Handed just-in-case, Robocop, Sadsack Model, Sooo after 3 days of reading about gargoyles Mulder goes crazy wheras it took Patterson years... maybe hold off on being such a bitch, Stealing evidence, Stingray, STOP TOUCHING MOUTHS YOU GODDAMN WEIRDO!, Susan Bain, Sweaty Eyes-McGee, Tammy Ginader, That 70's Show, The most polite FBI task-force ever, Unchained melody, Walter Skinner, Were the hell does all that light come from/go, Were-Goyles, Why doesn't Mulder understand metaphors, X-Files, xfiles, Yeah because Mulder has never been overly obsessed with an investigation, Young Agent, Zatanna, Zoe Burgess, Zoran Vukelic

In this cuckoo-bananas episode, Des (and West) join us as we watch Syzygy in which Chris Carter does his best Darren Morgan impersonation. The stars and planets align with a specific town that is a vortex of some sort of generic non-specific energy resulting in two girls getting evil super powers or some such nonsense and everyone else in the town being equally psychotic. Also we meet the best extra ever!

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Where naked movie star games are never the work of Satan.

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Listen to Episode 3×13 – 2:07:52

Tags: 12 Janunary 1980, A shockingly outdated Irwin Allen joke that has only become more stale over time, All the hair, Amy the Rat, Apparently space makes everyone act like a fucking asshole, Astrology, Astrology is asinine nonsense, Baywatch Nights, Best X-files extra EVER!, Birthday, Bloody Mary, Bob Spitz, Bob the caretaker and funeral home owner, Brad Cupples, Brenda, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire goes on a cosmic murder spree, Claire Laffar, Comity, Cosmetology, Dana Scully, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, Darin Morgan, David Duchovny, Davis is a beauty school dropout, Denalda Williams, Desiree Bingham, Det. Angela White, Detective Jane Lynch, Don't be yourself if you're name is Chris Carter, Dr. R.W. Godfrey, Energy is the measurement of something's ability to do work NOT a magic catchall for wackadoo bullshit, Ernest goes to School, Evangeline Lilly is a professional locker decoration, Fletch, Fox Mulder, Gabrielle Miller, Garry Davey, Ghost Witch, Gillian Anderson, GoofyMcStashPhotographer, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Heathers, Horned Beast? Who the fuck says horned beast? #UncleChrisCarterJoke, In an entirely unshocking admission Robin admits he enjoys terrible Uncle Chris Carter Jokes..., introtox, introtox.com, Irresistible, January 12 1979, Jay De Boom, Jellicle ADR, Jeopardy, Jeremy Radick, Keystone Cops, Leave that mystery unsolved Mulder, Letting Chris Carter Down is the bottom of my priority list, Lisa Robin Kelly, Margi Kleinjan, Minister, Missed it by a year, Mulder drinks like a 14yr old, Mulder tries to murder a cat, Naked Movie Star Games, Old men pretending to know how teenagers talk, OMG! Where are Satan and Brenda registered?, Our Town, Professional Asshole Garry Davey, Random Vortex Podcast, Recycled dialogue, Revelations, Rob Bowman, Robin Burdge, Rumor Panic, Russell Porter, Ryan Reynolds, Ryk Brown, Scott Simmons, Scully smoking DOES NOT increase the hotness. Robin has clearly been dipping into the cheese and vodka, Sgt Exclamation Point Sterling, Showgirls Dance Moves, So I guess Earth doesn't rotate or revolve the same way in X-Files universe? Because this shit makes zero fucking sense, Sooo much bullshit, STOP SAYING "BACK TO KINDERGARTEN" THAT IS NOT A THING, Sure. Fine. Whatever. ←Fuck. This. Shit., Syzygy, Tammy Ginader, Terri Roberts, The Craft, The Masturbating Bear, The Yoko Factor, Tim Dixon, Trying so hard, Ummm Jay De Boom is the stupidest name ever. If I was Ryan Reynolds Character I would have hung myself a long time ago, Video Game Facts, Vodka and Velveeta cocktail, Wait... did they even investigate Brenda's death? She was killed by flying glass in a room alone with Margi and Terri, Wendy Benson-Landes, West, What's on with Steph and Des, wikifeet, Worst detective ever, Wyatt Earp, X-Files, xfiles, Young Man, Zirinka

COCKROACHES!!! PANIC!! PANIC!!

Also, Chris from the UK stops by.

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DIE BUG DIE!

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Listen to Episode 3×12 – 2:13:37

Tags: Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, introtox.com, Robin Burdge, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files