Yo Zombie Fly Girls and Guys, thanks to Robin’s antics we are here to bring another super special bonus episode. He’s been to Jenifer Aniston’s House, Houdini’s Tree, Vegas, and Space and now the Leprechaun is in the Hood. Matt, Mel, and Alex join us to spread a positive message about flute wielding, arthritic handed, tiny people.

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Where we always send a positive message!

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Listen to Bonus Episode Leprechaun in the Hood – 1:47:43

Tags: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, A.T. Montgomery, Acting Chops, Alexander Green, All rap stars start in Vegas, Anthony Montgomery, Barima McKnight, Baywatch Night Warehouse, Brad Cupples, Breaking Robin, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told, Butch, Butch and Miss Fontaine = star-crossed lovers, Chow Babies, Chow Yung Pi, Claire Laffar, CloverWeed, Commercial Break, Coolio, Creeper Preacher, Dan Martin, Deep character analysis via costume context clues, Double Bluff Inception, Douche + Jelly + Heating Pad = Leprechaun Fire Trap, Ensign Travis Mayweather, Fontaine Rivera Ivory Ocean, Four-leaf clover weed, George Lucas ripped off Leprechaun in the Hood, Goldfinger, Gonna do no good, Goodbye, Homophobia, I Survived Leprechaun 5 Brad is a WerePrechaun, Ice-T, If you are an arthritic handed child... you might be a Leprechaun, introtox, Jack Ong, Jackie Dee, Jar Baby, Jewel Case Drive Technology, Leper colony in the hood?, Leper Powers, Leprechaun, Leprechaun in the Hood, Leprechauns for Dummies, Lobo Sebastian, Look at all these glittering goods - I've got more loot than Tiger Woods!, Mack Daddy, Magic Flute, Matt Humphrey, Matt Humprey, Mel Richard, Midget Midas Mother Fucker, Positivity, Postmaster P was absolutely going to blow that Leprechaun, Postmaster P., Postmaster Pedophile, Prejudice against Short people, Racism, Ramjack Podcast, Rashaan Nall, Red Grant, Reverend Hamson, Slug, Special Effects are integral to becoming a rap mogul, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Wars, Stop playing that flute HE CAN HEAR YOU, Stray Bullet, Summon The Coolio-Mecha-Shiva!, Taking time playing by your own rules, Tammy Ginader, That leprechaun definitely had sex with Miss Fontaine, The Awesome Fuck you Jesus Church Rap, Twin Peaks Podcast, Warwick Davis, WerePrechaun, WHAT ARE THOSE FUCKING GLASSES FOR?, Why does this incredibly successful rap mogul still live in Compton?, Willow, xfiles, Zombie Fly Girls

Bob is here to talk Duane Barry. Duane Barry is in a world of trouble and not even Duane Barry, armed with all the Stravel brochures in the world, can get Duane Barry out of this one. Also Muldoor loses at fashion… repeatedly.

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It’s even more fun when you aren’t asleep.

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Listen to Episode 2×05 – 1:39:03

Tags: Acting Chops, Agent Lucy Kazdin, Al Marsh, Alex Krycek, Alien Abductions, Baby Hedgehog Mulder, Blank-cek, Bob DeGrande, CarnyCast, CCH Pounder, Chris Carter, Cop Rock, Dana Scully, David Duchovney's Acting Coach, David Duchovny, Denise Bryson, DexterCast, Disturbing Behavior, Doing tests... ya know testin' 'em, Dr. Del Hakkie, Duane Barry, Duane Gary, Duane Jerry, Fire in the Sky, Fox Mulder, Frank C. Turner, Gillian Anderson, Grey Sex Dungeon, Gross Little with Alien Heads, happenstance resistance training team, Hard hitting questions, hasty racoon tightrope team, Hatchie River treading team, hazardous robot terror team, hazzlenut raisin tasting team, Helter Skelter, hiccup risk treatment team, high roller touring team, hippopotamus realtions task team, hobo rights testimony team, hooker relocation travel team, HRT Team, Impractical Brain Suckage, impractical practical effects, Jelly Bean Tie, Jon's local terror report, Lame-cek, Leo Johnson's house, Leprechaun in the Hood, Michael Ontkean vs David Duchovney in a volume act-off, Muldoor, Nicholas Lea, Pennywise the Clown, Phinease Gage, Poor Alien Dental Care, Red Speedo Situations, Reefer Madness, Robin goes to the Phinease Gage Amusement Park and Corn-Dog-A-Rama for vaycay, Robin has a secret he will take to the grave. It is discovered. The man who podcasts will podcast no jive... when this man podcasts season two episode five. The Cover of Robin's Scrapbook is revealed!, Ronette Pulaski Virginia, Shooting a brain in half, Shot his brain in half by his own weapon in a stakeout... great job Barney Fife, Sitting on the floor is for animals, Small... Tall... or Diminutive, Split brain bifurcation via bullet, Staying awake makes the episodes much more interesting, Stephen E. Miller, Stephen King's IT, Steve Railsback, Stockholm Syndrome, Stravel Time, Super Pregnant Scully, Supernatural, Tactical Commander, Teense Weense barcodes, Teeth Drilling, Third Person Overload, Twin Peaks, Were walls of plastic sheeting acceptable in the early 90s, Why-cek, Worst Hostage Negotiator EVER, Ye Olde Yankee Visiting King Arthur Story

Des pops in to talk about ‘Sleepless’ and Mulder’s super-shifty new pal Krycek. Candyman is playing Freddy Kruger Dream Warrior Games and things are more dangerous now than ever before… again. This is only the beginning, but for real this time.

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Where soldiers are encouraged to nap instead of murdering innocents for no reason.

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Listen to Episode 2×04 – 1:21:56

Tags: 21 Jump Street, 43 small internal hemorages and skeletal fragments which doesn't happen spontaneously... not without corresponding external trauma... so Freddy Kruger Powers cand wreck your insides but can't break sk, Alex Krycek, Alex Krycek is a square poindexter rookie on the force shaking things up, Alien Nation, Augustus Cole, Bob the Caretaker, Brad Cupples, Candyman, Candyman is playing Freddy Kruger Games, Captain Adam Fuller, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Creighton Duke, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Desiree Bingham, Electric Dreams, Fibber McGee closet, Fox Mulder, Freddy Kruger, Fuck the troops, Fuck you Chris Carter, Gender Bender, Gillian Anderson, Gish gallop exposition, Hey jackass maybe stop reading your shitty bible and start preventing massacres, If people could live without needing sleep the last people to deserve it are goddamn fucking soldiers, If you didn't need to sleep you'd think your apartment would be cleaner, Imaginary Fires, introtox, Jake 2.0, Jar Baby Mulder, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, Jeff Goldblum is Claire's BFF, Jon Gries, Jonathan Gries, Leprechaun 4: In Space, Leprechaun in the Hood, Let's not excuse American warcrimes, Man standing in front of screens, Mitch Pileggi, Mood altering hair product, Mr. X, Mulder put on some goddamn socks you revolting beast-monster, Nicholas Lea, Pensacola Wut, Rat Boy, Robin Burdge, Robin tries to Chris Carter his Birthday into the episode, Roger Workman, Salvatore Matola, Scully has all the frequent flyer miles. ALL OF THEM, Scully is a 9 moth large problem, Sleep Deprivation, Sleepless, SlyCheck, Smohicke, SpyCheck, Steven Williams, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files, This doc has treated all 38 sleep issues, This was only the begining. It's more dangerous than ever... No seriously It's super super for reals this time, Tony Todd, Tricksy suicide methods, ummm Hey Krycek... why the fuck did you shoot to kill that guy? David Lynch lit this FBI office Action Krycek with evidence snatching grip, Uncle Rico, Vietnam Flute, Walkin' the Beat: A Cop RockCast, Walter Skinner, What is a Sneeze Mr. Mulder, What's on with Steph and Des, Why doesn't the government create something to make enemy soldiers sleepy instead, xfiles

Here’s a bonus episode that you can enjoy while you are celebrating either being a mom or having one or just knowing one. It’s a special little movie that is in no way a dark allegory for child abuse. It’s wacky! It’s totally 80s! It’s got Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, Jon Lovitz and teensy weensy Willow and Oz! It takes comedy and smashes it over the head with a gigantic dum-dum hammer, pounding it into the ground until there’s nothing left but rubble only Mulder would look over. It also has a magic handbag with a one-eyed phallus in it that talks.

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Goodnight sanity, wherever you went.

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Listen to Bonus Episode “My Stepmother is an Alien” – 1:18:58

Tags: Alyson Hannigan, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, My Stepmother is an Alien, Robin Burdge, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Silent co-host Kim unmutes again as we talk about the wackiness that is ‘Blood’ whilst raising our Blood Alcohol Content by playing an introtox drinking game! It’s a super awesome episode so grab some booze and play along if you want to test the amazing recuperative power of the human liver!

Official Introtox Drinking Game Rules

Shot
– Puns / jokes by Robin nobody laughs at
– Any mention of ramjack
– If Man is standing in front of screen appears in Claires DVD menu screen.
– Any time I have to say shut up Robin.
– If we reach 10 pieces of feedback.
– If any voicemail feedback goes over the 5 minute mark

Drink
– Going forward and back
– Puns / jokes by robin
– If there is a connection to Leprachauns… in the hood.
– If Robin tries to justify x-files logic.
– If Brad then corrects Robin with actual logic.
– If we offer up an alternate ending.
– Every time a “fun fact” is brought up about Chris Carter
– Every time we discuss an electronic item getting smashed (as we will be smashed… lame joke)

Be warned: shit is gonna get crazy. Don’t drive or operate heavy machinery whilst playing along. Maybe lock your phone up and send the kids to grandma’s house too.

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It’s like a kegger with aliens and monsters and mediocre actors.

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Listen to Episode 2×03 – 1:42:15

Tags: Aroused 2, Ashlyn Gere, Ballon Hair Mulder, Barman Dan, Blade Runner, Blood, Bonnie McRoberts, BoozeCast, Brad Cupples, Brad then corrects Robin with actual logic, Bruce Harwood, Bumpit: Forever making fools look like Pentecostal weirdos without resorting to skirts made of Jay Leno amounts of denim, Bush Pilots II: Deeper in the Bush, Captain Butt's Beach, Cheeks 5: Cop a Feel, Chris Carter Fun Facts, Cinco de Mayo, Claire Laffar, Cocksmokers 12, Cop Hillarious and Winters, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan, David Duchovny, David Nutter, DDT was banned because of enviornmental effects not because of possible harm to humans, Dean Haglund, DO IT!, Edward Funsch, Electronic Devices Getting Smashed, Extreme Sex 4: The Experiment, Flukey, Fox Mulder, Fun For the Money, George Touliatos, Gerry Rousseau, Gillian Anderson, Glacial Walls of Acting, Glen Morgan, Going forward and back, Good Things Happen When You Stay Drug Free, Gross Nosebleed Kid, Guns are the worst, He-Man-a-phobia, Hilarious rape warnings from machines, House of Whores, Inbox full of Blood, introtox, Ironic Jehovah's witness blood sample collectors, James Wong, John Cygan, John Fitzgerald Byers, Keeping Bread in your refrigerator is not only gross... but also ethically and morally wrong, Kill'em All, KILL'EM!, Kimberley Fowler, Kimberly Ashlyn Gere, Larry Winter, Leprechaun in the Hood, LSDM, Magnifying Glass Use Conspiracies, Man is standing in front of screen in Claires DVD menu screen, Maybe he's scared of Orange Juice, Melvin Frohike, Miami Connection, Monsanto Monsanto Monsanto, Mulder falls down more than a topless teenage girl at Camp Crystal Lake, Newhart, No one uses Spooky the way these fools do, Passing Notes at the X-Files retreat, Pennywise the Clown, Puppy Portraits, Put It in Gere, Ramjack, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robin Burdge, Robin tries to justify x-files logic, Scully loses her phone number, Sex 3: After Seven, Shadow People, Sheriff Spencer, Some people just look like victims, Sorority Sex Kittens 2, Subliminal messages are by definition subliminal not superliminal, Subliminal Messaging is not a thing. It's all based on a hoax. That shit has never happened, Tailiens 2, Tammy Ginader, Tequilla, That mechanic could be a maintenance man on Baywatch Nights, The blood alcohol content of this episode is competing with the episode rating, The Lone Gunmen, The One, The Security guard hates people smashing ATMs as much as Mike Huckabee hates everyone that isn't a heterosexual white Conservative Christian male in America of voting age, The United States is conducting terrorism against insects... this will lead to insects arbitrarily attacking other countries with drones, The X-Files, This episode is inspired by 5 and only 5 things, This shit makes no fucking sense at all and I don't give a fuck, Tom Braidwood, Total Reball, Um dawg where'd your sleaves go? Ya know what nevermind... have a scoop of dead flies, We grow apples and cherries therefore we need a giant civic center for our giant wickerman-esque farm conventions, Whackattack 5 Club Head, Who won and who lost cocksmokers 7?, Willard, William Sanderson, xfiles, You're afraid of rape? What a crazy phobia!, “Heart Disease is the number one killer of men in America... OPEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOOR!”, “OPEN THIS DOOR... I NEED TO PEEP THOSE TRIGLYCERIDES STAT!”

This may just be the best worst episode yet. It is disgusting, horrifying, and pumped full of completely unsanitary conditions that may cause you to just set yourself on fire because your life is over. Then again, one of the hosts may be totally smitten. Oh Flukey, you charming worm-humanoid-radioactive goo-thing, you are the apple of someone’s eye, if that apple wasn’t an apple and was actually raw sewage. And, friends, we’ll warn you right now, the puns get a little out of control this week.

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Make sure to keep a steady diet of livers to retain that stretchy feeling.

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Listen to Episode 2×02 – 1:43:32

Tags: 100th Facebook member power grab, 20 hours of shooting, Angel, Anita Budahas still can't dress herself, Astronaut Brad, Baywatch Nights episode The Rig, Brad Cupples, build a new sewer, Chris Carter is trying to reinvent Ghoulies, Claire has a desk hoover, Claire Laffar, Claire's sick and twisted desktop wallpaper choices, Craig has the worst day ever, Darin Morgan, David Duchovny, Demetri is a very common name in Mother Russia, Dr Claw, Duchovny, flipper feet, Flukeman, Flukey, Giant tapeworm in a straightjacket strapped to a gurney is Claire's favorite thing ever, Gillian Anderson, Glasses McBeardy, grossness, Heath's hoarder desk, helminths, hide the pregnancy, horrible puns, LA's sewers are amazing, Leprechauns in da Hood, little Flukey bum and sad frog feet, Live Bait, Man Standing in Front of Screens is elusive and mysterious, Meg Ryan, Mopey Mulder, Mulder owes child support, Mulder's gross desk, New Jersey, Nitpicker's Guide, once you are submerged in sewage your life is over, Park bench of sweet memories, Pennywise, poop monster, poop watching, Ray can't be trusted, Return to Sleepaway Camp, Robin Burdge, Robin's recording speedo, Scully's big coats, second season hair is working, set yourself on fire, shittiest episode of X-Files ever, shitting yourself and starving, shitty puns, Skinner's creepy friend Joe, Skipping Ahead, speedos are wrong, speedos that can be imagined away, Star(Wars extended universe)-crossed lovers, Tammy Ginader, Tammy's 12 year old mind, Tammy's J-TRO belt buckle tattoo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Host, The X-Files, Tommy Lee Jones, Tooms, Treat Yo Self, trout pout, Vincent, vomiting worm babies into your mouth, we get it, why is no one freaked out by this thing?!?, wrong time to eat salmon, X-Files Between the Lines