Episode 1×22 – Born Again
March 26th, 2013
Unfortunately Tammy is dead, but luckily she is possessing/reincarnated as Matt he/they join our guest Des as we are forced to endure the episode “Born Again.”Thrill as Mulder and Scully bust a reincarnation or possession or poltergeist or whatever the fuck sort of nonsense is happening… and by bust I mean watch. Luckily our crazy dope asses have gizoogle ta entertain us.
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Where we will never go on a killing spree to avenge our murders!
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Listen to Episode 1×22 – 1:48:27
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Episode 1×21 – Tooms
March 19th, 2013
In this super-rad episode Moira visits and we discuss the return of everone’s favorite child predator Doug Hutchinson as Eugene Victor Tooms. We learn the shocking truth about the Frank Briggs and discuss the feasibility of toilet toupees and liver based time travel.
Make sure you check-out the super handy chart illustrating “The Life and Times of Everyone’s Favorite Crazy Old Cop Frank Briggs”
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Listen to Episode 1×21 – 1:46:46
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Episode 1×20 – Darkness Falls
March 12th, 2013
Stay out of nature, people. How many times do I have to warn you? Bob joins us to talk about Monkey-Wrenchers, questionable plotting, and terrifying swarms of super creepy insects in ‘Darkness Falls’. Also, how bonkers was the ending of this episode? I mean seriously. What was that wackiness?
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We’ll leave the lights on for you!
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Listen to Episode 1×20 – 1:34:23
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Episode 1×19 – Shapes
March 5th, 2013
Matt climbs back into the ring to talk about Shapes, AKA Sheriff Hawk vs Werewolf. The writers kind of try to not be racist. Scully tries not be incompetent. Sneaking Fox tries to… hang around until the mystery is solved? Honestly everybody is losing this one except us because we’ve got Hawk being a badass and a caged mountain lion to look at.
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It’s more fun than an evening with a caged animal that makes you think of your mom!
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Listen to Episode 1×19 – 1:40:37
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