Unfortunately Tammy is dead, but luckily she is possessing/reincarnated as Matt he/they join our guest Des as we are forced to endure the episode “Born Again.”Thrill as Mulder and Scully bust a reincarnation or possession or poltergeist or whatever the fuck sort of nonsense is happening… and by bust I mean watch. Luckily our crazy dope asses have gizoogle ta entertain us.

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Where we will never go on a killing spree to avenge our murders!

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Listen to Episode 1×22 – 1:48:27

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In this super-rad episode Moira visits and we discuss the return of everone’s favorite child predator Doug Hutchinson as Eugene Victor Tooms. We learn the shocking truth about the Frank Briggs and discuss the feasibility of toilet toupees and liver based time travel.
Make sure you check-out the super handy chart illustrating “The Life and Times of Everyone’s Favorite Crazy Old Cop Frank Briggs”

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It’s much more culturally relevant than Hotmail or The Simpsons!

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Listen to Episode 1×21 – 1:46:46

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Stay out of nature, people. How many times do I have to warn you? Bob joins us to talk about Monkey-Wrenchers, questionable plotting, and terrifying swarms of super creepy insects in ‘Darkness Falls’. Also, how bonkers was the ending of this episode? I mean seriously. What was that wackiness?

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We’ll leave the lights on for you!

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Listen to Episode 1×20 – 1:34:23

Tags: ...Or they could have just started a fire, Bob DeGrande, Brad Cupples, Chris Carter just discovered that trees have rings, Claire Laffar, Cocoon 2, CooCooBananasEndings, Crazy SciTi Nonsense, Darkness Falls, David Duchovny, David Duchovny give your haircut back to the child you stole it from, DexterCast, Dramz, Fredies, Fuck L. Ron Hubbard, Fuck SciTis, Fuck Sea Orgs, Genny is the grossest abrev ever, Gillian Anderson, Hey Kids join everybody's favorite animated ecoterrorists “The Monkey-Wrenchers” -adorably causing general mischief every saturday morning this fall!, Ice in the forest, It's like Chris Carter has a personal vendetta against plausible scenarios – Were his parents murdered by reasonably thought out set-ups?, Man in Black, Matt's Father was killed by ancient radiated enzyme oxidizing bugs, Monkey-Wrenchers, Monkeyshines, Mulder has the reasoning ability of Chris Carter... OH SNAP! BURN!, One Tiny Cabin Thirty Loggers: No Rules, Pennywise the Clown, Pixel Attack 1994, Questionable Accent Sickly John Hamm, Robin Burdge, Rugged Manly Men in the Full Bloom of their Manhood, Scientology is a dangerous cult, Scully is wearing all of the denim in existence, Seal up an entire shoddy cabin or fix two tires, Slideshow wackiness, Space Invaders, Stay out of nature it will murder you, Stop Believing Nonsense, Tammy Ginader, The most boring college professor ever... that is also creeping on all of his students, The X-Files, Titus Welliver, Tree Spikes, Trying Hard or Hardly Trying: The True Life Story of Surfer Turned X-Files Creator Chris Carter, Wackiest Ending Ever, What the fuck are Spriggans?, xfiles

Matt climbs back into the ring to talk about Shapes, AKA Sheriff Hawk vs Werewolf. The writers kind of try to not be racist. Scully tries not be incompetent. Sneaking Fox tries to… hang around until the mystery is solved? Honestly everybody is losing this one except us because we’ve got Hawk being a badass and a caged mountain lion to look at.

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It’s more fun than an evening with a caged animal that makes you think of your mom!

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Listen to Episode 1×19 – 1:40:37

Tags: A cut scene so bad Tammy thought Robin made it up, American Werewolf in London, Baywatch Nights, Blood Lust, Blood Rage, Brad Cupples, Caged Mountain Lion Stock Footage, Claire delivers on her own time, Claire Laffar, David Duchovny, Donnelly Rhodes, Dr. David Hasselfhoff's funeral for the unfrozen Viking Warrior was a billion times cooler than this funeral, Dutch from Soap, FanFic Contest, Future Matt, Gillian Anderson, Goodenplenty, Goodensnake, Gooodenough, Hawk is always a badass, he had more possesions than friends... like everybody? I've got more socks than friends, Hillbilly Murderers, I love to watch caged animals and thinking about my dead mom when I'm drunk and naked... OH THAT'S NOT CRAZY, I must draw you, I'm not disturbing your funeral by riding up on a horse am I?, It never leaves a trail...except this time... when Mulder immediately finds a trail... and skin, J. Edgar Hoover, Japes 'n Shapes, Manitou, Manitou eyes vary HUGELY by description, Marley and Me: The Puppy Years, Matt Humphrey, Mel is proudly obtusely hilariously wrong, Michael Horse, Moira is angling to take out Robin and Matt, Moira's Medical Minute(s), Mulder is shooting his gun like a crazy person, Number of animals is a metric for sound like number of football fields is a metric for length, Oh yeah Scully just left with him... P.S. I forgot to tell her that he ate his father's blood and is in fact a cannibal monster... no big deal., Past Matt, Pennywise the Clown, Phases, Pregnancy Watch, Racism, Robin Burdge, Russian Doll Werewolves, Scully would give up her career to drive an ambulance, Shapes, Skinwalker, Sneaky Mountain Lion Antics, Soap, Steven King, Tammy Ginader, Teeth Calcium deposits?, The Creeps, The Twin Peaks Podcast, The X-Files, The Young Riders, Twilight, Twin Peaks, ummm why is 80% of the rez at the bar midday #Racism, Werewolves, What if you discovered your girlfriend was a native american MantiTe'o... Editors Note: I am shocked Robin didn't make this joke., What would an internal anomaly prove?, Where do the human sized skin and fur suits go when they change?, Windigo, Writing vs Directing in a battle for who is worse